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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have dementia
    Beans on toast
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    Roses are fat
    Violets are skinny
    You look so hot
    In your M&S pinny

    :hubba:
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Greetings card makers
    Make money from you
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    Rose are red,
    Violets are blueish;
    If it weren't for Jesus
    We'd all be Jewish.
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    Roses are costly
    Violets are cheap
    I am from Swansea
    And this is my sheep
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    Bit rude but whatever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaQz...utu.be&t=4m20s
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You've got a massive dong
    Let me suck it for you
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a gun
    Get in the van
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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I'd tell you I love you
    But you didn't give me food.
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    Roses are floppy
    Violets are limp
    If you won't do that
    Then you are a wimp
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Harambe is black
    Cash me ousside how bow dah
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    another one to finish


    Roses are dreary
    Violets are dank
    ?
    ?

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    (Original post by the bear)
    another one to finish


    Roses are dreary
    Violets are dank
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    ?

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    I hate the north
    Kill all the mancs?

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    (Original post by Michael_Fishy)
    I hate the north
    Kill all the mancs?

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    that kinda works
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    (Original post by the bear)
    another one to finish



    Roses are dreary
    Violets are dank
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    ?

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    You're not really pretty
    And you smell pretty rank
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    (Original post by Cherub012)
    You're not really pretty
    And you smell pretty rank
    repetition of "pretty" is not so good.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    another one to finish



    Roses are dreary
    Violets are dank
    ?
    ?

    :smug:

    I'm getting weary
    Why am I in a tank? :confused:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    another one to finish



    Roses are dreary
    Violets are dank
    I cannot play pinta

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    just the last line please
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    (Original post by the bear)
    just the last line please
    Cheese smells mank :puke:
 
 
 
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