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Create a 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poem

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have dementia
Beans on toast

Roses are fat
Violets are skinny
You look so hot
In your M&S pinny

:hubba:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Greetings card makers
Make money from you
Rose are red,
Violets are blueish;
If it weren't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish.

Roses are costly
Violets are cheap
I am from Swansea
And this is my sheep
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Bit rude but whatever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaQzgF95Gv4&feature=youtu.be&t=4m20s
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You've got a massive dong
Let me suck it for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'd tell you I love you
But you didn't give me food.

Roses are floppy
Violets are limp
If you won't do that
Then you are a wimp
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Harambe is black
Cash me ousside how bow dah
another one to finish :colondollar:


Roses are dreary
Violets are dank
?
?

:smug:
Original post by the bear
another one to finish :colondollar:


Roses are dreary
Violets are dank
?
?

:smug:


I hate the north
Kill all the mancs?

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Original post by Michael_Fishy
I hate the north
Kill all the mancs?

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that kinda works :h:
Original post by the bear
another one to finish :colondollar:



Roses are dreary
Violets are dank
?
?

:smug:




You're not really pretty
And you smell pretty rank
Original post by Cherub012
You're not really pretty
And you smell pretty rank


repetition of "pretty" is not so good.
Original post by the bear
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Roses are dreary
Violets are dank
?
?

:smug:




I'm getting weary
Why am I in a tank? :confused:
Original post by the bear
another one to finish :colondollar:



Roses are dreary
Violets are dank
I cannot play pinta

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just the last line please :u:
Original post by the bear
just the last line please :u:


Cheese smells mank :puke:

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