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    repetition of "pretty" is not so good.
    You're not really fit

    And you smell ****ing rank

    Removed them both for you.
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm still in bed,
    Someone get me food

    :ahee:
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    Roses aren't always red
    Violets shouldn't be blue
    I'll set them on fire
    If you don't tell the truth
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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    do we really need
    Family Fortunes reruns on itv2?
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    I hate where I live,
    Can I move in with you?

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Our smartphone obsession
    is eating up our social interaction
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My time dilates
    when I'm with you

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    But my lengths don't contract
    To the contrary
    You'll find they expand
    Just try not to experience
    Any relativistic effects
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    Roses are red
    Dandelions are blue
    Tell me your safe word
    And i'll untie you

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    Roses are purple
    Hyacinths white
    Sod off St Valentine
    Your feast is shite

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    So is my penis
    You have herpes
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    roses are golden
    violets are puce
    since you had triplets
    you're ever so loose
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    YHARAPBTUR !!!

    :congrats:
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Actually no, they're kind of violet
    Hey, where are you?
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    My colour vision is a bit off,
    But hey, how are you?
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    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    We should get wed,
    as I need a screw..

    Devout Christian..
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Nothing much rhymes, so this'll have to do.
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    Roses are orange
    Violets are pink
    When you don't shower
    You start to stink
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    Roses are brownish
    Violets are pink
    Honey i'm home now
    Bend over the sink
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    Roses are red
    Chloroform smells sweet
    Quick get the rope
    Tie up her hands and feet
 
 
 
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