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Create a 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poem

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
meet me outside
with a drink or two.

:giggle:
Original post by Spock's Socks
So since Valentine's Day is coming up, lets make our own wee roses are red poems :teehee: they can be as romantic or as unromantic as you please :tongue:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Meh, you're kinda cute
But my cats are still better than you

Roses are red
And sometimes white
I'm just not sure why
I should give a shite

:pierre:

Roses are monochrome
Violets are grey
Women are a mystery
Think i'll turn gay

Violet is a name
Rose is too
I wonder if you'd like a game
I'll beat you :mmm:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Picked fresh from the meadow
For beauty and hue

You run my way giggling
Then thrust me them all
I hoist you up wriggling
And together we fall

How sweet we must look
As we roll on the ground!
As though from a story book
All rosy and round!

The birds sing our serenade
The Sun warms our backs
I re-plait your golden braid
And head back on track

Together we venture
Holding hands as we do
On a secret adventure
Alone, just us two

Then tragedy struck
Just before we reached home
A sudden squeal of tires
And inside a faint moan

The car toppled sideways
As it mounted the kerb
Then spun itself endways
With the slightest reverb

I screamed out in panic
And it missed me by luck
But as for my sister
Squarely she's struck

I cradle her head
And press hard on her chest
But the pavement runs red
And she slips off to rest

I kneel there crying
'til they lead me away
Wish I were dying
That it'd be me who'd decay

Alone in the graveyard
I take time to reflect
And realise for her
I mustn't stay wrecked

The roses now wilted
The violets forlorn
Today marks the end
Of the time when I mourn
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am me
Who are you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I should sleep
But so should you
Original post by TommehBoi
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cash me ousside
How bout dat?


hahahaha the best
Roses are red
violets are blue
NO THEIR NOT, ARE F*UCKING COLOUR BLIND, VIOLETS ARE VIOLET
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I am dog
Woof

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Original post by *pitseleh*
Can't take credit, but...
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ahaha thats funny man :biggrin::biggrin:
Original post by Michael_Fishy
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I am dog
Woof

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If he's busy on Valentines
The side chick is you
Original post by Spock's Socks
So since Valentine's Day is coming up, lets make our own wee roses are red poems :teehee: they can be as romantic or as unromantic as you please :tongue:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Meh, you're kinda cute
But my cats are still better than you



Roses are red
Your dad is dead
I dont do poems
So just give me some head
Original post by the bear



Roses are monochrome
Violets are grey
Women are a mystery
Think i'll turn gay



Roses be red
Tulips are red
Poppies are red
**** this, I'm ded.

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Reply 174
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Liposuction is a choice
But not for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're going to have sex
Cause I'm stronger than you
Mario is red,
Sonic is blue,
Pick up a controller
And be my PLAYER 2 !
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by Spock's Socks
So since Valentine's Day is coming up, lets make our own wee roses are red poems :teehee: they can be as romantic or as unromantic as you please :tongue:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Meh, you're kinda cute
But my cats are still better than you


Before I am participate in this thread and writing poems: has the poem to be rhyme or does not this matter?
Reply 178
Original post by Kallisto
Before I am participate in this thread and writing poems: has the poem to be rhyme or does not this matter?


Doesn't matter if it's rhymes or not. It's up to you :smile:

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Original post by unillama
Roses are okay
Violets are fine
You be the 6
And I'll be the 9


@trapking

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