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    I got forwarded this.......


    I Will Revise

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
    Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide,
    But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
    And I grew strong,
    And I learned I could scrape along.

    I won't look back, to any place,
    When I can swallow 15 cans and get completely off my face,
    I would have revised by the clock,
    I would have had no spare time free,
    If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me.

    So all my notes, are on the floor,
    Don't even matter ... that there's no rock night anymore ...
    Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?
    You think I'd crumble?
    You think I'd work towards the skies?

    Oh no, not I!
    I won't revise!
    Unless I die of beer stains, I know I'll stay alive.
    Though my money's at an end,
    I've my overdraft to spend.
    I won't revise,
    I won't revise.

    It took all the strength I had not to act the part,
    But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
    I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
    I used to try, but now I hold my head up high.


    And you see me! Somebody new!
    I'm not that mixed up wierd bloke who wants a good 2:2
    So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
    Coz I've done sod all revision, and I'm failing my degree.

    Oh no, not I!
    I won't revise,
    I think that I may scrape a third,
    but I could be telling lies.

    Let the lecturers all storm,
    My bed's far too nice and warm,
    I won't revise,
    I won't revise,

    Oh dear.
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    Excellent!
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    :eek:
    :rolleyes:

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    I heard that years ago when Chris Evans did the breakfast show on radio 1, and thought it was brilliant. Always had a hankering to hear it again, so this is the next best thing - thanks.

    Inspriational.
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    (Original post by Trousers)
    I heard that years ago when Chris Evans did the breakfast show on radio 1, and thought it was brilliant. Always had a hankering to hear it again, so this is the next best thing - thanks.

    Inspriational.
    Its funny cos its true

    who comes up with these things!!
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    I'm adding you to my must rep list for that one
    My mum and I are laughing our heads off
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    that is as close to the truth as you can get! excellent...will be going up on my pin board at uni

    Always remember children to live a balanced life at uni...that means a drink in each hand
 
 
 
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