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What would YOUR completely honest dating profile say?

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I do like fifa :tongue: so i would expect you to become a pro like me :rofl:
I am half decent at maths so you must be half decent at maths
I am tall enough for a guy :h:
Original post by Steljoy
Looool, I mean that was funny af but I ain't a lass! I mean come on i've got a car profile picture :rofl:


Ah sugar, I read his and then yours and just presumed. Terribly sorry!

Anyway... get that lad a flower!
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UWS, a typical 9gagger innit? xD
Original post by Chichaldo
Ah sugar, I read his and then yours and just presumed. Terribly sorry!

Anyway... get that lad a flower!


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:rofl::rofl::rofl: Just kidding, I'll accept flowers from anyone :tongue:
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Original post by Chichaldo
Oii oii, a talker and someone who needs the other to hold a conversation - get that lass a flower bro!


@Steljoy date me? I like hearing about dreams hehe
Original post by UWS
@Steljoy date me? I like hearing about dreams hehe


Hahaha ^_^
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Original post by Lychee627
I do like fifa :tongue: so i would expect you to become a pro like me :rofl:
I am half decent at maths so you must be half decent at maths
I am tall enough for a guy :h:


How tall is tall?

Original post by Fadel
UWS, a typical 9gagger innit? xD


@Lychee627 is the 9gagger here :colone:
Before I tell you about me I expect you to show evidence of being able to tame a white tiger.

#CAN'TTAMETHEBEAST
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Original post by UWS
How tall is tall?



@Lychee627 is the 9gagger here :colone:


I am 6ft+ :yep:
Yup i am :lol:
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Original post by Lychee627
I am 6ft+ :yep:
Yup i am :lol:


That's a giant :eek:

No wonder you're so good at fifa, probably good at real life football too.
Original post by trustmeimlying1

Jaysus, you must have some personality to make up for that.
Either that or you're hot, some lads dig that too.


Oh I certainly don't lack personality, but does it have to be good personality...? Because then no, it probably doesn't make up for everything else.

I am happy enough with my looks, except for the odd insecurity! But again, it probably doesn't make up for everything else.

...and this is why I'm single. :sigh:
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Original post by TheOFactor
Oh I certainly don't lack personality, but does it have to be good personality...? Because then no, it probably doesn't make up for everything else.

I am happy enough with my looks, except for the odd insecurity! But again, it probably doesn't make up for everything else.

...and this is why I'm single. :sigh:
you're a dude?
Original post by trustmeimlying1
you're a dude?


What made you realise that now and not before? :curious:
Original post by UWS
That's a giant :eek:

No wonder you're so good at fifa, probably good at real life football too.


Haha is it? Ermm ask @tasha_tah


Yeah ikr lol & i am decent at real life football :biggrin:
Leave me alone, I only made this account because someone told me this was an anime site.
Short
Shy
Boring
No hobbies or interests
Poor
Have a **** car

Message me if you like. :wink:
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I was going to reply to this thread with an honest answer, but then I made the dating profile up in my mind and it was so embarrassing and terrible that I am too ashamed to post it. :ashamed:
(edited 7 years ago)
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Original post by Lychee627
Haha is it? Ermm ask @tasha_tah


Yeah ikr lol & i am decent at real life football :biggrin:


@tasha_tah is this guy actually a giant? :rofl:

I bet I'm better at you in real life (not FIFA)

Original post by AngryJellyfish
Leave me alone, I only made this account because someone told me this was an anime site.


For a second there I thought you were talking to me lol

Original post by Mr Smurf
Short
Shy
Boring
No hobbies or interests
Poor
Have a **** car

Message me if you like. :wink:


Winky face always catches their attention :colone:

Original post by Michiyo
I was going to reply to this thread with an honest answer, but then I made the dating profile up in my mind and it was so embarrassing and terrible that I am too ashamed to say a thing.


Noo omg you can, this thread is all about it and you could always go on anonymous! Or message me if you like :hugs:
Original post by UWS
Noo omg you can, this thread is all about it and you could always go on anonymous! Or message me if you like :hugs:


Nah, thanks, I will keep my mouth shut :laugh:

Why must you be so lovely? :hugs:
Original post by UWS

Winky face always catches their attention :colone:


My opening message does that. Whether they reply or not is a different story. :moon:

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