What would YOUR completely honest dating profile say?

"I just want sex" - Most guys on here.

Don't say that?

I always knew this forum steals threads from Reddit. Then again, i've felt the urge to do so too.

Let's be honest here, 90% of things are stolen from Reddit

How to get 12 gems;
1. Lurk /r/AskReddit
2. Find interesting thing to ask
3. Post it in TSR
4. ???
5. Profit

after posting my pics:

'well... what are you waiting for?'

imp:

I am looking for a rich husband

"Netflix and chill?

I don't have an account so we'll have to use yours"

"Lonely, socially anxious, malnourished, breaks down often and dresses like a sl*t for attention."

"If you ever give me of ultimatum of you or the dog, I'll always pick the dog. And the pizza."

"Lonely, socially anxious, malnourished, breaks down often and dresses like a sl*t for attention."

- I want a sugar daddy who will fund my lavish expenditures for the rest of my life (I will continue to work to self-fund my everyday standard expenditures).
- You have to be handsome, with blue eyes, and you should know I want to have children in the next 5 years.
- I will pay my way by maintaining a clean home and cooking delicious meals.
- I am prone to irrational tantrums and sometimes psychotic behaviour, especially when drunk.
- Three of my big passions in life are: singing loudly, Pokémon and Eurovision.
- I have awful taste in music.
- 5 of my favourite films are: Bring It On, Election, Mean Girls, Muriel's Wedding and Easy A.
- I apologise for nothing.

"If you ever give me of ultimatum of you or the dog, I'll always pick the dog. And the pizza."

My Real Dating Profile would say something like this:


Those are some of the stuff that I would write there

Mine would say "I'm boring and expect you to hold conversations. On the other hand I make memes...."

Discuss.

Oii oii, a talker and someone who needs the other to hold a conversation - get that lass a flower bro!