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Reply 1

start off by smiling at her...and go up to her and say hi...it always works lol
talk bout wut subjects she takes...where shes form bla bla bla lol

Reply 2

i know its hard mate, always is, im not the most confident person in the world.
but give it a go, pluck up the courage

Reply 3

don't you already have a really long topic about this?
something like "the most beautiful girl...EVER!!!!!!!!!111!!1"

anyway what you should do is wander around behind her and trip her up.
also, find her on bebo/facebook/myspace and read every single comment she has ever received to learn stuff about her! then look at all of her friend's profiles and read the comments she's left them!

gathering lots and lots of personal information is the key

Reply 4

the trick with this sort of thing is to ignore her. just pay her no attention and she'll be so intrigued she won't be able to keep away. girls love a challenge that's what i heard

Reply 5

Assaholic_bastard
start off by smiling at her...and go up to her and say hi...it always works lol
talk bout wut subjects she takes...where shes form bla bla bla lol


Couldn't have said it better :smile: You would be wise to take Assaholic_bastard's advice!

Reply 6

mermania
don't you already have a really long topic about this?
something like "the most beautiful girl...EVER!!!!!!!!!111!!1"

anyway what you should do is wander around behind her and trip her up.
also, find her on bebo/facebook/myspace and read every single comment she has ever received to learn stuff about her! then look at all of her friend's profiles and read the comments she's left them!

gathering lots and lots of personal information is the key


I need as much help as i can get!

Isn't that just a bit pervy?

Reply 7

Lol. I have the same problem. Except she used to fancy me but i dont know if she does anymore :frown:.

I would have had a go when i knew she liked me but i had a gf lol. Am gonna have to do something about it soon though, i just cant take not knowing anymore. Its just so annoying lol. We're both pretty shy so that doesn't help. But if i nver go for it i'll never know whether anything could have happened lol.

Just muster a bit of courage and talk to her like im trying to the moment:smile: lol.

Reply 8

Knowing my luck, she's probably posted on her saying that a wierd guy keeps on looking at her in form and she's scared.... damn! i'll never do it!(ask her that is)

Reply 9

Fingers and bones
I really like a girl in my form but dont know what to say to her and in what situation.
Any help much appreciated.:smile:


Tell her your name is 'Fingers and bones'.

Reply 10

Well it has been a while BUT i found her myspace and under the perfect guy, the description fits the bill-
Blue eyes- yes
Brown hair- yes
Tall- yes
Medium hair-yes
Curley hair- yesish curley around the edges.
And she said thanks when i held the door and she smiled when i made a joke in form.
She also, from her profile likes Indie music like me so we have something to talk about, it just might seem a bit strange never talking to her before suddenly saying "Oh i know you like Strokes and The Wombats, so do i"- She'd probably say "How do you know that??"- That would be a bit dodgey, i'd probably go really really red and never utter a word again.
It's all good, next i have to talk to her, any suggestions???
I'm well happy.:smile:

Reply 11

Lol, that is funny....I don't think any of this myspace stalking is necessary, just pluck up some courage!! If you click, you click :biggrin: my boyfriend told me today he never thought i would like him, and croak some silent hello's before he managed to ask me something about History, which we both do together. We just started talking then and it was easy :smile:

Reply 12

You: Hi, I just needed to tell you - you're the most beautiful girl I've ever known. I know its a bit odd, but I just couldn't let another day pass without letting you know. Thank you.

[smile and walk off]

[stop, turn, look her in the eyes (slow motion close-up)]

You: Would you like to meet up and do something sometime?

Girl: (pause, followed by a smile) yeah sure

Reply 13

Fluent in Lies
You: Hi, I just needed to tell you - you're the most beautiful girl I've ever known. I know its a bit odd, but I just couldn't let another day pass without letting you know. Thank you.

[smile and walk off]

[stop, turn, look her in the eyes (slow motion close-up)]

You: Would you like to meet up and do something sometime?

Girl: (pause, followed by a smile) yeah sure


LOL- a tad optimistic.

Reply 14

It's in the script. It happens :hmmm:

Reply 15

I need a situation in which i have to say something. Like doing something dopey near that wont make me look like an idiot but will get me and her talking. Any suggestions?
And on her profile shes single- that's always good:smile:

Reply 16

Fingers and bones
I need a situation in which i have to say something. Like doing something dopey near that wont make me look like an idiot but will get me and her talking. Any suggestions?
And on her profile shes single- that's always good:smile:

anything. talk about homework or something. seriously, anything. or if you're too nervous to do that then talk to her on myspace/facebook/the like, then get her msn, talk to her on there...

Reply 17

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

****11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now, you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

***19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about).

21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say
"no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't call.


Been posted before somewhere else. Top tips.

Reply 18

There bloody harsh and if i tried any of them i would get slapped within about 0.00000000000000000000001 seconds.

Reply 19

Loving that list :P