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Reply 20

That's a horrible list! I'd hate to go out with a guy like that! Most guys aren't seriously like that are they? *worries*

Reply 21

Fingers and bones

*pink_sapphires*

Most guys aren't seriously like that are they? *worries*

well....

Reply 22

Envy Eyes

Haha I can nearly feel the slaps that would ensure if anyone tried any of those suggestions! Ouch =/

Reply 23

Empyreal Rhapsody

The following advice can be applied to everything in life, although it is particularly pertinent for your predicament:

Do not **** it.

Reply 24

Jackus

*pink_sapphires*

That's a horrible list! I'd hate to go out with a guy like that! Most guys aren't seriously like that are they? *worries*

Christ. It's a joke. :redface:

Reply 25

Invocation

Whip it out.

Reply 26

Dimez

And smack it on her face.

Reply 27

Bread and Circlejerks

Fingers and bones

I need a situation in which i have to say something. Like doing something dopey near that wont make me look like an idiot but will get me and her talking. Any suggestions?
And on her profile shes single- that's always good :smile:

Oh no I have DROPPED my books what a terrible calamity hello have you ever dropped your books I bet you have we've all been there, say what is your favourite music to drop your books to... some bland inoffensive guitar music perhaps?????

Reply 28

Fingers and bones

I have banter witha huge rugby player in my form and he threatened today to beat the crap outta me of i didnt say sorry for what i had said and so he chased me around the form so i had to climb over tables etc. People were laughing at my dismal efforts to get away, just i probably looked a total knob to her...

Reply 29

73337

Fluent in Lies

You: Hi, I just needed to tell you - you're the most beautiful girl I've ever known. I know its a bit odd, but I just couldn't let another day pass without letting you know. Thank you.

[smile and walk off]

[stop, turn, look her in the eyes (slow motion close-up)]

You: Would you like to meet up and do something sometime?

Girl: (pause, followed by a smile) yeah sure

ha ha HA HA HA HAH

Reply 30

9mm

mermania

don't you already have a really long topic about this?
something like "the most beautiful girl...EVER!!!!!!!!!111!!1"

anyway what you should do is wander around behind her and trip her up.
also, find her on bebo/facebook/myspace and read every single comment she has ever received to learn stuff about her! then look at all of her friend's profiles and read the comments she's left them!

gathering lots and lots of personal information is the key

lmao

When I first saw this thread I was getting ready to post a picture of Keri Russell, thought it was one of those threads... :frown:

Anyhow, do NOT stalk her. Just start by smiling at her whenever you see her, say hi etc. don't try to run before you can walk, then the conversations will come flowing in and she'll be more open to you as she will get the impression you're a nice genuine guy and you won't feel as nervous. good luck.

Reply 31

9mm

Fingers and bones

what did you say, and why the fook did you run away? 0.o

Reply 32

Fingers and bones

Aristoteles

what did you say, and why the fook did you run away? 0.o

I'd probably get kicked off the site if i said what i said, he knows it's only banter.
The size of this guy is huge, all muscle, in comparison to skinny boy with scruffy hair who's the biggest coward in the world, not much of a fight. :smile:

Reply 33

9mm

"You're gay?"

Reply 34

Fingers and bones

Funnily enough.....no
It's half the banter for the guy three times my size to try and beat the total **** out of me every so often.