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    whats the difference between a post box and an elephant?









    if you don't know now, you never will

    its awful i know...its the only childhood joke i can remember
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    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
    Didn't I see you yesterday?

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    Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
    What's wrong with them?
    They keep slipping out from under my arms!

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    Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!
    Well pull yourself together!
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    (Original post by winged_hippo)
    whats the difference between a post box and an elephant?




    if you don't know now, you never will

    its awful i know...its the only childhood joke i can remember


    what? that IS awful lol

    the only clean jokes i can remember are the lame kiddie ones like "what wobbles and flies" etc.
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    (Original post by priya)
    what? that IS awful lol

    the only clean jokes i can remember are the lame kiddie ones like "what wobbles and flies" etc.
    Hehehe
    A jellycopter!!

    CLASSIC!
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    A woman starts her new job in the toy factory and the manager puts her on the 'Tickle-Me-Elmo' production line. After about an hour the manager notices that the Tickle-Me-Elmo section is in chaos, so he goes down to see what the problem is. When he gets there the new lady is sitting in the middle of the floor surrounded by elmos, wrapping up 2 marbles in red felt and stitching them in between each of the elmos legs. He realises what's happened and says to her...











    "I said, 'your job is to give them two test tickles'!!!"
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    There are some people on this board that need banning.
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    (Original post by Penwong)
    There are some people on this board that need banning.
    such as?
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    (Original post by serious narb)
    what do you call a woman in the distance?

















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    classic, howd u get so much rep with 'little' posts
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    classic, howd u get so much rep with 'little' posts
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    (Original post by Lord Huntroyde)
    Hahahaha!

    Very good
    you suck
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    (Original post by asdasdagaga)
    wTF

    OMG

    i reckon you got a differnt account and you give yourself rep
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    (Original post by Tednol)

    The are 2 cats on a beach on the south English coast. One is English - it's called One Two Three. The other is French - it's called Un Deux Trois. They are having a argument over who is the better swimmer, and they decide to have a race across The Channel to France to find the answer. So on the count of 3, they are off. After much paddling, One Two Three reaches France. He looks around the beach, and can't see Un Deux Trois anywhere. He asks another cat he sees on the beach about Un Deux Trois and this cat turns to him, puts his little paw around One Two Three's shoulder and says, "Sorry mate, but Un Deux Trois cat sank."

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    haha lked tht. had 2 say the last bit out loud tho.
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    A woman starts her new job in the toy factory and the manager puts her on the 'Tickle-Me-Elmo' production line. After about an hour the manager notices that the Tickle-Me-Elmo section is in chaos, so he goes down to see what the problem is. When he gets there the new lady is sitting in the middle of the floor surrounded by elmos, wrapping up 2 marbles in red felt and stitching them in between each of the elmos legs. He realises what's happened and says to her...











    "I said, 'your job is to give them two test tickles'!!!"
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    (Original post by elpollodiablouk)
    Police arrested two kids yesterday - one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks. They charged the first one and let the other one off.
    lol aye very good
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    (Original post by red665)
    LMAO!!!

    I love it!
    not exactly joke of the century :rolleyes: heres anotha 1.

    wot do u call a girl tht stands between 2 goal posts















    Annette
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    why was piglet's head down the toilet?





































    he was looking for Pooh
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    what did the fish say when he bumped into a wall?



























    Dam!
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    Why did the tomato turn red?


    Because it saw the salad dressing!
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    Haha these are so great.
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    Why does Santa have such a big sack?














    .. because he only cums once a year :rolleyes:

    Sorry... not really clean, but kinda funny

    *Tara*
 
 
 
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