Brilliant 'clean' jokes

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whats the difference between a post box and an elephant?

if you don't know now, you never will

its awful i know...its the only childhood joke i can remember

Reply 21

jak

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

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Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from under my arms!

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!
Well pull yourself together!

Reply 22

priya

winged_hippo

whats the difference between a post box and an elephant?

if you don't know now, you never will

its awful i know...its the only childhood joke i can remember

what? that IS awful lol

the only clean jokes i can remember are the lame kiddie ones like "what wobbles and flies" etc.

Reply 23

Amb1

priya

what? that IS awful lol

the only clean jokes i can remember are the lame kiddie ones like "what wobbles and flies" etc.

Hehehe
A jellycopter!! :tongue:

CLASSIC!

Reply 24

Amb1

A woman starts her new job in the toy factory and the manager puts her on the 'Tickle-Me-Elmo' production line. After about an hour the manager notices that the Tickle-Me-Elmo section is in chaos, so he goes down to see what the problem is. When he gets there the new lady is sitting in the middle of the floor surrounded by elmos, wrapping up 2 marbles in red felt and stitching them in between each of the elmos legs. He realises what's happened and says to her...

"I said, 'your job is to give them two test tickles'!!!"

Reply 25

Penwong

There are some people on this board that need banning.

Reply 26

Coss@ck

Penwong

There are some people on this board that need banning.

such as?

Reply 27

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serious narb

what do you call a woman in the distance?

Dot

classic, howd u get so much rep with 'little' posts

Reply 28

TheWolf

classic, howd u get so much rep with 'little' posts

Reply 29

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Lord Huntroyde

Hahahaha!

Very good

you suck

Reply 30

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asdasdagaga

wTF

OMG

i reckon you got a differnt account and you give yourself rep :wink:

Reply 31

need_money

Tednol

The are 2 cats on a beach on the south English coast. One is English - it's called One Two Three. The other is French - it's called Un Deux Trois. They are having a argument over who is the better swimmer, and they decide to have a race across The Channel to France to find the answer. So on the count of 3, they are off. After much paddling, One Two Three reaches France. He looks around the beach, and can't see Un Deux Trois anywhere. He asks another cat he sees on the beach about Un Deux Trois and this cat turns to him, puts his little paw around One Two Three's shoulder and says, "Sorry mate, but Un Deux Trois cat sank."

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haha lked tht. had 2 say the last bit out loud tho. :smile:

Amb1

elpollodiablouk

Police arrested two kids yesterday - one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks. They charged the first one and let the other one off.