"... I Will Survive..." by UKL

Continued from my Yesterday thread, I know many of us are all waiting anxiously for our results and clearing lists, so lets take some time out and sing a new version of Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive. (you can change the lyrics to suit your needs)
I will start BTW - good luck everyone to tomorow and next week.


"...First I was afraid, I was petrified..."

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide.
But then I spent so many nights getting all the questions wrong,
and I grew strong, and I learned how to scrape along.
I won't look back, to any place
When I can swallow 15 cans and get completely off my face
I could have revised by the clock, I would have had no spare time free
If I'd have known for just one minute my exams would bother me.

So all my notes are on the floor
It doesn't matter, they can't help me anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise
Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd work towards the sky

Oh, no not I! I won't revise
unless I die from alcohol I know i'll stay alive
I've got 3 essays to do, and I haven't got a clue
I won't revise, I won't revise

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
But in the end my real revision didn't even start
I used to sit at home at night wasting time all by myself
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high

And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that stressed out tired bloke who wants a good 2:2
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are I will be free
cos I've done fuck all revision and I'm failing my degree

Oh no not I! I wont revise
I think that I could scrape a third, I could be telling lies
though my moneys at an end, I've my overdraft to spend
I won't revise, I won't revise
Oh dear

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide.
But then I spent so many nights getting all the questions wrong,
and I grew strong, and I learned how to scrape along.
I won't look back, to any place
When I can swallow 15 cans and get completely off my face
I could have revised by the clock, I would have had no spare time free
If I'd have known for just one minute my exams would bother me.

So all my notes are on the floor
It doesn't matter, they can't help me anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise
Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd work towards the sky

Oh, no not I! I won't revise
unless I die from alcohol I know i'll stay alive
I've got 3 essays to do, and I haven't got a clue
I won't revise, I won't revise

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
But in the end my real revision didn't even start
I used to sit at home at night wasting time all by myself
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high

And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that stressed out tired bloke who wants a good 2:2
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are I will be free
cos I've done fuck all revision and I'm failing my degree

Oh no not I! I wont revise
I think that I could scrape a third, I could be telling lies
though my moneys at an end, I've my overdraft to spend
I won't revise, I won't revise
Oh dear

This is an Westabbaesq song

I have a dream...
That I will pass
I belive in good grades
Will come to me

I will get a university offer
Today
I have a dream....

u spolit our fun.

LOL..
ur other thread made me laugh....and this one too..

I won't be getting my results and I was crying!!!!...this kinda cheered me up!

Ok pikaboo heres a westlife song.

Thanks hun! I think I should be in your signiture now, lol, jokin.

"... Everybody's looking for a place in a good uni..."

"...Three grades will make it all complete..."