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What did the roadman order at subway?
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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Did you hear the joke about the plane? It'd go right over your head

What about the one about the house? It's right up your street

Did you hear the one about mud? It's too dirty for you


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What did the cow say to the chicken?
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"Moooooo."

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What did the cow say to the chicken?
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"Moooooo."

Please laugh.
Idk why but that made me laugh


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Why are fish easy to weigh?
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They've got their own scales..
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I'm alive

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I sent my old girlfriend a food parcel in the mail.

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Why can TSRians bench press more than other groups in society?

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My life.
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My iphone hasn't been working right ever since Donald Trump bombed Siri
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Apple.
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What fruit teases the other fruits?

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This one is lame and doesn't even make sense as a joke, so it qualifies well, I think.

So one day this guy is born, and he's just a head. No body. But, somehow, he lives, and he grows up and lives a reasonably normal childhood.
Then, on his 18th birthday, a miracle occurs. First, he sprouts a neck. Then come his shoulders. Next his arms, and his torso, and before he knows it he has a full, healthy, working body. In jubilation, he rushes out of his house and into the street, but he is sadly struck by a car, ending his life immediately.
His father looks on solemnly, and says "He should have quite while he was a head."

Now a slightly less irritating one:

There once lived in Russia a happy couple with two young children. Every now and then they would be visited by a family friend, a communist activist named Rudolph. One day he gazed out of the window while visiting, and mused "looks like rain tomorrow". Later on that day, the mother confessed her skepticism to her husband - it had not rained for weeks! His position was quite different, and he claimed that their friend was certainly right. The following morning, rain indeed came. The husband grinned and turned to his wife to say: "What did I tell you? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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The worst joke is YOU
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This one is lame and doesn't even make sense as a joke, so it qualifies well, I think.

So one day this guy is born, and he's just a head. No body. But, somehow, he lives, and he grows up and lives a reasonably normal childhood.
Then, on his 18th birthday, a miracle occurs. First, he sprouts a neck. Then come his shoulders. Next his arms, and his torso, and before he knows it he has a full, healthy, working body. In jubilation, he rushes out of his house and into the street, but he is sadly struck by a car, ending his life immediately.
His father looks on solemnly, and says "He should have quite while he was a head."

Now a slightly less irritating one:

There once lived in Russia a happy couple with two young children. Every now and then they would be visited by a family friend, a communist activist named Rudolph. One day he gazed out of the window while visiting, and mused "looks like rain tomorrow". Later on that day, the mother confessed her skepticism to her husband - it had not rained for weeks! His position was quite different, and he claimed that their friend was certainly right. The following morning, rain indeed came. The husband grinned and turned to his wife to say: "What did I tell you? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Second one was hilarious


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This one is lame and doesn't even make sense as a joke, so it qualifies well, I think.

So one day this guy is born, and he's just a head. No body. But, somehow, he lives, and he grows up and lives a reasonably normal childhood.
Then, on his 18th birthday, a miracle occurs. First, he sprouts a neck. Then come his shoulders. Next his arms, and his torso, and before he knows it he has a full, healthy, working body. In jubilation, he rushes out of his house and into the street, but he is sadly struck by a car, ending his life immediately.
His father looks on solemnly, and says "He should have quite while he was a head."

Now a slightly less irritating one:

There once lived in Russia a happy couple with two young children. Every now and then they would be visited by a family friend, a communist activist named Rudolph. One day he gazed out of the window while visiting, and mused "looks like rain tomorrow". Later on that day, the mother confessed her skepticism to her husband - it had not rained for weeks! His position was quite different, and he claimed that their friend was certainly right. The following morning, rain indeed came. The husband grinned and turned to his wife to say: "What did I tell you? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
The first one actually made sense:laugh::laugh:
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The first one actually made sense:laugh::laugh:
Well I mean it bugs me as what exactly does he mean by "quit"? What should he have quit. Should he have died earlier? Idk.
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There's a nudist convention happening in my town this week. I might go, if I have nothing on.
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Well I mean it bugs me as what exactly does he mean by "quit"? What should he have quit. Should he have died earlier? Idk.
Basically yes
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