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How often do you masturbate?

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    just curious
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    200 times a day.
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    Is this for research? :innocent:
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    At least once a day, twice if I've read the newspaper and seen football match pictures in the back of the paper.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Is this for research? :innocent:
    That's what I was thinking. It seems like this type of thread crops up quite often though.
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    Twice a year
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    200 times a day.
    http://i.imgur.com/croo8F2.jpg
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    I'm happy being average.
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    (Original post by spotify95)
    That's what I was thinking. It seems like this type of thread crops up quite often though.
    All about them bell shaped curves
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    Twice a year
    Is that cause it takes half a year to clear all the spiderwebs
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    twice a week? depends, if the flat is empty I'm more inclined to do it because I know no-one will hear me
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    Twice a day, maybe three for good luck
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    Never :noway:

    It's sinful
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    I don't.
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    your mum does it for me
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    Kek. Used to be once a day when I wasn't that busy. Now it's probably 2/3 times a week. I'm trying to cut it out and can now go weeks sometimes without doing it. Just have to tire myself out in the day so I cba to.
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    2-3 times a day
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    The question is;

    How often DON'T I masturbate?
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    Either too often or not often enough - I haven't decided yet.
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    Once every few days. I tried going two days and made it but then got too horny and gave in.
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    SSRIs make it a pain to climax, it takes too long, I stroke like a maniac and nothing happens. And if it does, the orgasm itself feels weird (can't explain it, it's duller in a way). So, rarely.
 
 
 
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