Katzen: One HILLIARIOUS jokes (Joke #1 will make you laugh your head off!) Watch

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Oh :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent: I meant joke* not jokes because there's only one joke- excuse me I got a text message from- what...Home Office!?

Welp, turns out they saw the mistake and have denied my eligibility to stay in the UK. I'm getting deported back to Afghanistan.

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Oh no.

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Assalamalakum I'm your favourite tourist, Abdul Aswald Bin Muhammad Farhad Abu Bakr Sayyid Syed.

Today, I'll be telling you jokes. So let's go.

What did the cow say to the chicken?

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Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo.

*audiences laugh*





GIVE ME THE :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent:ING PRIZE MONEY I MADE YOU LAUGH I'M HILLLAARRRRIOOOOUS! Please lads I need the money to buy a Cypriot passport if I want to stay in the EU.
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man can't breathe
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(Original post by LilBlonde)
man can't breathe
Just received a text message from Home Office. They said they won't take me back to Afghanistan.

But instead they'll take me to jail...for murder.

Yes! I get to stay here! I'm a British citizen now!
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