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TSR Rap Battle!!

Reply to the person above you with some rhymes, I will start

Hustle like I’m broke
Your **** is just a joke
It’s all on me and I bet I never choke
I killed your flow with a freestyle
You can rap back but it might be while

Go!

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You think you can rap
that you get girls like tony stark
but when it comes to your sex life
youre alone in the dark
@WoodyMKC kill them.
Original post by glad-he-ate-her
You think you can rap
that you get girls like tony stark
but when it comes to your sex life
youre alone in the dark


Yo. That freestyle was wack I couldn't wait for it to end I got not wife, but you got a boyfriend What you gonna do? Trying to battle with me Rip you in front of your crew like it didn't happen to me The difference is, I'm real and you're fony My style's fat, like Siragusa, Tony

Yo what you gonna do, you can't hurt me A threat from both sides of the plate like Eddie Murray But don't worry I get straight up in your face It's Emeald 'bout to blow the roof of the place There's no mercy, so don't worry, I'm dirty I'll bleed you 'till you burgundy, what?

Yo, you can't hurt me I physically murdered Jeez Yo it's absurd to me you can't see this With telescopic lenses I'm cracy like twenty inch rims on them Benzes You don't think I can rap? You calling me black? What's up with that? Yo I teach you straight how to act Yo

this is ill this Emerald7770's committee You from Baltimore but I straight run the city Down and gritty, yo it's time to get dirty Wave your hands up I don't care if you're four or thirty! Wazzup!
Reply 4
Original post by glad-he-ate-her
You think you can rap
that you get girls like tony stark
but when it comes to your sex life
youre alone in the dark


You think i got no sex life, I pull a hundred girls in a week,
No magic formula or secret potion, I just use my amazing technique,
You think you can bust a rhyme cos your mouth is rapping,
If you were that good, surely the audience would be clapping


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Man you think you got some bars
Well I say you ain't ever gonna go far
Wipe that smile off your face
You think you're a know it all
You're just a disgrace

Atleast your mum's falling for the chase.
(edited 6 years ago)
Original post by emerald7770
Yo. That freestyle was wack I couldn't wait for it to end I got not wife, but you got a boyfriend What you gonna do? Trying to battle with me Rip you in front of your crew like it didn't happen to me The difference is, I'm real and you're fony My style's fat, like Siragusa, Tony

Yo what you gonna do, you can't hurt me A threat from both sides of the plate like Eddie Murray But don't worry I get straight up in your face It's Emeald 'bout to blow the roof of the place There's no mercy, so don't worry, I'm dirty I'll bleed you 'till you burgundy, what?

Yo, you can't hurt me I physically murdered Jeez Yo it's absurd to me you can't see this With telescopic lenses I'm cracy like twenty inch rims on them Benzes You don't think I can rap? You calling me black? What's up with that? Yo I teach you straight how to act Yo

this is ill this Emerald7770's committee You from Baltimore but I straight run the city Down and gritty, yo it's time to get dirty Wave your hands up I don't care if you're four or thirty! Wazzup!

john cena? really?
Original post by Aloneinthedark
Reply to the person above you with some rhymes, I will start

Hustle like I’m broke
Your **** is just a joke
It’s all on me and I bet I never choke
I killed your flow with a freestyle
You can rap back but it might be while

Go!


Original post by glad-he-ate-her
You think you can rap
that you get girls like tony stark
but when it comes to your sex life
youre alone in the dark


Beating you fools in a battle is as simple as
playing rock, paper, scissors with Edward Scissorhands,
The only thing you're killing is your own credibility,
Your bars are s***, like your mums giving-head ability.
Casio what, you wanna war me?
I'll leave your mandem bloody, like raw meat
I'll bring my arms round to your mums house
you wanna war me? come on mate, come on mate,
Your girl she's sitting on my come on mate
you wanna fight me? come on mate
Original post by Kyx
You think i got no sex life, I pull a hundred girls in a week,
No magic formula or secret potion, I just use my amazing technique,
You think you can bust a rhyme cos your mouth is rapping,
If you were that good, surely the audience would be clapping


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Tryna start a battle with me
Ill leave you on your ass
I come with them lyrical flows
you're like school in July, no class
Reply 10
Original post by glad-he-ate-her
Tryna start a battle with me
Ill leave you on your ass
I come with them lyrical flows
you're like school in July, no class


Thinking you can rap me? Nobody can rap me,
Many haters have tried, but nobody can stop me,
You're just gonna get wrecked, like a prostitute's pussy,
Man you don't eat that :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent:, but I eat it, not fussy


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Original post by Kyx
Thinking you can rap me? Nobody can rap me,
Many haters have tried, but nobody can stop me,
You're just gonna get wrecked, like a prostitute's pussy,
Man you don't eat that :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent:, but I eat it, not fussy


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Bro don't try to test me
cos I'm just gonna get you infested
Go get yourself checked
Don't be vexed

Before your mandem come for me
I'll just tell the boys to start on thee
Original post by WoodyMKC
Beating you fools in a battle is as simple as
playing rock, paper, scissors with Edward Scissorhands,
The only thing you're killing is your own credibility,
Your bars are s***, like your mums giving-head ability.


My bars are s***, please, sit down
dont know why im wasting my breath rapping with a clown
So, if i were you, id make like your mum and kneel
Youre so stupid you`d struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Weight a minute, get the gravity of the situation
you dont want to mess with me-son
Im like a lepton youre a hadron
im fundamental, and id f*** your girl if you had one

dont know why i felt like physics bars there but hey
Original post by Kyx
Thinking you can rap me? Nobody can rap me,
Many haters have tried, but nobody can stop me,
You're just gonna get wrecked, like a prostitute's pussy,
Man you don't eat that :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent:, but I eat it, not fussy


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Tryna get me to battle you
Im no ordinary hater
i gotta give you credit tho
youre a master baiter
You can't beat kendrick if you're music aint sellin
Who the f**** do you think u telling?
Heard you got a ghost writer
I guess you need boost
I would've helped you in that pitch u fell in
(edited 6 years ago)
Original post by glad-he-ate-her
My bars are s***, please, sit down
dont know why im wasting my breath rapping with a clown
So, if i were you, id make like your mum and kneel
Youre so stupid you`d struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Weight a minute, get the gravity of the situation
you dont want to mess with me-son
Im like a lepton youre a hadron
im fundamental, and id f*** your girl if you had one


The milk in your mums tits is like Stinking Bishop cheese,
When she took off her bra you used to scream "Please, don't feed me!!!",
Normally I'd say any hole is a goal
but your mum's pussy is like throwing a sausage down a manhole
I quite like banging mums, but not yours - ever,
She looks like a cross between Shrek and Brock Lesnar,
Lads would rather contract cancer of the balls
than hear your mum say "I'm pregnant and it's yours!"
Reply 16
Original post by glad-he-ate-her
My bars are s***, please, sit down
dont know why im wasting my breath rapping with a clown
So, if i were you, id make like your mum and kneel
Youre so stupid you`d struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Weight a minute, get the gravity of the situation
you dont want to mess with me-son
Im like a lepton youre a hadron
im fundamental, and id f*** your girl if you had one

dont know why i felt like physics bars there but hey


Tryna chat physics, :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent: like gravity, Higgs boson,
When you chat like that you just sound like a moron, so move on,
You're so dumb you think mc^2 is a rapper,
Tryna earn money like an alpha, you're a kappa,


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Original post by Kyx
Thinking you can rap me? Nobody can rap me,
Many haters have tried, but nobody can stop me,
You're just gonna get wrecked, like a prostitute's pussy,
Man you don't eat that :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent:, but I eat it, not fussy


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Watch your back homie
I'm outta your league
So Listen up ....coz I got a trick up my sleeve
Got your girl by the weave
Make her choke on my meat
Then I'll stop that nerd talk ....with a kick to the teeth
Original post by Kyx
Tryna chat physics, :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent: like gravity, Higgs boson,
When you chat like that you just sound like a moron, so move on,
You're so dumb you think mc^2 is a rapper,
Tryna earn money like an alpha, you're a kappa,


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When it comes to the rap game, im god- no higgs
When i come thru, i leave the mandem scared
come thru with a shovel, all the gyaldem dig
When i rap its like two rappers, call me mc squared
Reply 19
Original post by Rhythmical
Bro don't try to test me
cos I'm just gonna get you infested
Go get yourself checked
Don't be vexed

Before your mandem come for me
I'll just tell the boys to start on thee


When a pendulum is swinging quite freely,
I can't help but imagine my twelve inch willy,
The time taken for each tick plus each tock,
Of my overly large oscillating cock,
Has a simple equation, a modest vibration,
T is equal to two pi root l over g


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