TSR Rap Battle!!
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Original post by glad-he-ate-her
When it comes to the rap game, im god- no higgs
When i come thru, i leave the mandem scared
come thru with a shovel, all the gyaldem dig
When i rap its like two rappers, call me mc squared
When i come thru, i leave the mandem scared
come thru with a shovel, all the gyaldem dig
When i rap its like two rappers, call me mc squared
Two rappers would be equal to two mc,
You can't even do maths, you ain't fooling me,
Gyaldem use that shovel to dig ma dick,
No point talking to you, ya just too thick
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I said sit down, don't move it's time for a walk
F**k me bro I said not in York
Your mum's pussy got me so hard
I got her gagging in the yard
Bending over backwards clenched so tight
She be screaming out my name just right
Don't be jealous it's just a test
Ay man, you like the sound of incest?
F**k me bro I said not in York
Your mum's pussy got me so hard
I got her gagging in the yard
Bending over backwards clenched so tight
She be screaming out my name just right
Don't be jealous it's just a test
Ay man, you like the sound of incest?
Original post by saraxh
You can't beat kendrick if you're music aint sellin
Who the f**** do you think u telling?
Heard you got a ghost writer
I guess you need boost
I would've helped you in that pitch u fell in
Who the f**** do you think u telling?
Heard you got a ghost writer
I guess you need boost
I would've helped you in that pitch u fell in
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
Never admit to a word when she say and if she Makes a claim and you tell her, baby, no way
Original post by Aloneinthedark
Watch your back homie
I'm outta your league
So Listen up ....coz I got a trick up my sleeve
Got your girl by the weave
Make her choke on my meat
Then I'll stop that nerd talk ....with a kick to the teeth
I'm outta your league
So Listen up ....coz I got a trick up my sleeve
Got your girl by the weave
Make her choke on my meat
Then I'll stop that nerd talk ....with a kick to the teeth
You think you're a gangsta calling me a homie,
I got something to tell ya, you're not god, you don't know me,
Tryna stop my nerd talk, you can't stop a geek,
Think you got muscles, everyone knows you're weak,
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None of you fools' bars could even make the Churchill dog nod,
"Ohhhh yass" I'm like a one man firing squad,
These nerds using big words and physics to compensate crap bars,
I'm scarier than a man with a rucksack shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
I don't give a f***, I'll clap down anyone,
You could be 10, 12, 89 or 21,
8 bars are all I need to let you know who's king,
It's over, I'm the champ, all GTFO my ring.
"Ohhhh yass" I'm like a one man firing squad,
These nerds using big words and physics to compensate crap bars,
I'm scarier than a man with a rucksack shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
I don't give a f***, I'll clap down anyone,
You could be 10, 12, 89 or 21,
8 bars are all I need to let you know who's king,
It's over, I'm the champ, all GTFO my ring.
Original post by emerald7770
Yo. That freestyle was wack I couldn't wait for it to end I got not wife, but you got a boyfriend What you gonna do? Trying to battle with me Rip you in front of your crew like it didn't happen to me The difference is, I'm real and you're fony My style's fat, like Siragusa, Tony
Yo what you gonna do, you can't hurt me A threat from both sides of the plate like Eddie Murray But don't worry I get straight up in your face It's Emeald 'bout to blow the roof of the place There's no mercy, so don't worry, I'm dirty I'll bleed you 'till you burgundy, what?
Yo, you can't hurt me I physically murdered Jeez Yo it's absurd to me you can't see this With telescopic lenses I'm cracy like twenty inch rims on them Benzes You don't think I can rap? You calling me black? What's up with that? Yo I teach you straight how to act Yo
this is ill this Emerald7770's committee You from Baltimore but I straight run the city Down and gritty, yo it's time to get dirty Wave your hands up I don't care if you're four or thirty! Wazzup!
Yo what you gonna do, you can't hurt me A threat from both sides of the plate like Eddie Murray But don't worry I get straight up in your face It's Emeald 'bout to blow the roof of the place There's no mercy, so don't worry, I'm dirty I'll bleed you 'till you burgundy, what?
Yo, you can't hurt me I physically murdered Jeez Yo it's absurd to me you can't see this With telescopic lenses I'm cracy like twenty inch rims on them Benzes You don't think I can rap? You calling me black? What's up with that? Yo I teach you straight how to act Yo
this is ill this Emerald7770's committee You from Baltimore but I straight run the city Down and gritty, yo it's time to get dirty Wave your hands up I don't care if you're four or thirty! Wazzup!
There once was a young lady from Venus,
Who's body was shaped like a penis,
But then one day, she was led quite astray,
And ended up stuck in Uranus
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lil basic ***** thinkin she all that
back to back
ohhh you mean back to wack
back to back
me and D laughed at that
back to back
ohhh you mean back to wack
back to back
me and D laughed at that
Original post by Kyx
You think you're a gangsta calling me a homie,
I got something to tell ya, you're not god, you don't know me,
Tryna stop my nerd talk, you can't stop a geek,
Think you got muscles, everyone knows you're weak,
Posted from TSR Mobile
I got something to tell ya, you're not god, you don't know me,
Tryna stop my nerd talk, you can't stop a geek,
Think you got muscles, everyone knows you're weak,
Posted from TSR Mobile
I'm a straight up G
I'll pop a glock in yo ass
I give yo momma the D
While you sittin in class
Fool.... I got biceps bigger than yo waist
I've won this rap battle, you couldn't even get to 2nd place
Original post by Aloneinthedark
I'm a straight up G
I'll pop a glock in yo ass
I give yo momma the D
While you sittin in class
Fool.... I got biceps bigger than yo waist
I've won this rap battle, you couldn't even get to 2nd place
I'll pop a glock in yo ass
I give yo momma the D
While you sittin in class
Fool.... I got biceps bigger than yo waist
I've won this rap battle, you couldn't even get to 2nd place
I'm a big G,
I got the gravity,
You the little d,
You can't even touch me,
Sitting in class,
With a finger up ur ass,
I give yo mamma a lesson in sex education
You taking notes, can't get in this position
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Original post by saraxh
lil basic ***** thinkin she all that
back to back
ohhh you mean back to wack
back to back
me and D laughed at that
back to back
ohhh you mean back to wack
back to back
me and D laughed at that
Spaghetti
Arms are heavy
Knees weak
Spaghetti
Sweaters already
Arms are heavy
Fight me
Spaghetti
Original post by TheGoodPharaoh
Spaghetti
Arms are heavy
Knees weak
Spaghetti
Sweaters already
Arms are heavy
Fight me
Spaghetti
Arms are heavy
Knees weak
Spaghetti
Sweaters already
Arms are heavy
Fight me
Spaghetti
Got that spaghetti, Bolognese,
I
your mom for days,When she screaming in pleasure,
The noise is too loud to measure
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Original post by WoodyMKC
None of you fools' bars could even make the Churchill dog nod,
"Ohhhh yass" I'm like a one man firing squad,
These nerds using big words and physics to compensate crap bars,
I'm scarier than a man with a rucksack shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
I don't give a f***, I'll clap down anyone,
You could be 10, 12, 89 or 21,
8 bars are all I need to let you know who's king,
It's over, I'm the champ, all GTFO my ring.
"Ohhhh yass" I'm like a one man firing squad,
These nerds using big words and physics to compensate crap bars,
I'm scarier than a man with a rucksack shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
I don't give a f***, I'll clap down anyone,
You could be 10, 12, 89 or 21,
8 bars are all I need to let you know who's king,
It's over, I'm the champ, all GTFO my ring.
Sit yo ass down boy, calm that roid rage
I got so many lyrics they don't even fit the page
I set fire to TSR, your lyrics are boring
You've got every TSRian on here snoring
You claim your scary but jeez have you seen your mother
She's got that kind of face you only want to cover
So "king" give up your throne
You might be a big guy but I'll still break a bone
I don't see no champ so you better retire
You're a
y rapper and a bad liarOriginal post by WoodyMKC
None of you fools' bars could even make the Churchill dog nod,
"Ohhhh yass" I'm like a one man firing squad,
These nerds using big words and physics to compensate crap bars,
I'm scarier than a man with a rucksack shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
I don't give a f***, I'll clap down anyone,
You could be 10, 12, 89 or 21,
8 bars are all I need to let you know who's king,
It's over, I'm the champ, all GTFO my ring.
"Ohhhh yass" I'm like a one man firing squad,
These nerds using big words and physics to compensate crap bars,
I'm scarier than a man with a rucksack shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
I don't give a f***, I'll clap down anyone,
You could be 10, 12, 89 or 21,
8 bars are all I need to let you know who's king,
It's over, I'm the champ, all GTFO my ring.
You can go ahead and f*** the dog and I'll just sit on my lion
Watch you beg me not to kill you but b*tch you'll be cryin'
Yeah you got no physics but you also got sh*t bars
Keep dreaming about gettin all those crappy old cars.
I can do what I want, hell I can take a trip to Mars
Coming out my jet and my fans gimmi rahs
Bruh they look at you and all you're getting nahs
So get out my ring and take back your ma's bras.
Original post by TheGoodPharaoh
Spaghetti
Arms are heavy
Knees weak
Spaghetti
Sweaters already
Arms are heavy
Fight me
Spaghetti
Arms are heavy
Knees weak
Spaghetti
Sweaters already
Arms are heavy
Fight me
Spaghetti
Thinkin that you're killing boy i'm bout to tell you that you're not
Weak rapper shout to you and your ghostwriter
No you wont respond cause im sending real shots
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by Kyx
Got that spaghetti, Bolognese,
I your mom for days,
When she screaming in pleasure,
The noise is too loud to measure
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I
your mom for days,When she screaming in pleasure,
The noise is too loud to measure
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Ice dolls tea from McDonald's I drink that
Supa hot fire I spit that
Two days a half men? I watch that
But I'm not a rapper
Original post by Aloneinthedark
Sit yo ass down boy, calm that roid rage
I got so many lyrics they don't even fit the page
I set fire to TSR, your lyrics are boring
You've got every TSRian on here snoring
You claim your scary but jeez have you seen your mother
She's got that kind of face you only want to cover
So "king" give up your throne
You might be a big guy but I'll still break a bone
I don't see no champ so you better retire
You're ay rapper and a bad liar
I got so many lyrics they don't even fit the page
I set fire to TSR, your lyrics are boring
You've got every TSRian on here snoring
You claim your scary but jeez have you seen your mother
She's got that kind of face you only want to cover
So "king" give up your throne
You might be a big guy but I'll still break a bone
I don't see no champ so you better retire
You're a
y rapper and a bad liarPlease ! Claiming your lyrics are fire but let me just tell you , you must retire , for the sake of your own good and your momma's too
Give me the crown cuz Imma about to bring you down and get your brown a$$ back to ghost town , where all your dreams and ambitions are being cremated and where your mixtape is still hated .
Just realised is not the last post oh well
Original post by Aloneinthedark
Sit yo ass down boy, calm that roid rage
I got so many lyrics they don't even fit the page
I set fire to TSR, your lyrics are boring
You've got every TSRian on here snoring
You claim your scary but jeez have you seen your mother
She's got that kind of face you only want to cover
So "king" give up your throne
You might be a big guy but I'll still break a bone
I don't see no champ so you better retire
You're ay rapper and a bad liar
I got so many lyrics they don't even fit the page
I set fire to TSR, your lyrics are boring
You've got every TSRian on here snoring
You claim your scary but jeez have you seen your mother
She's got that kind of face you only want to cover
So "king" give up your throne
You might be a big guy but I'll still break a bone
I don't see no champ so you better retire
You're a
y rapper and a bad liarOooh, "roid rage", how original
You just put yourself in the Terrible Rapper pigeonhole,
C'mon fam, give over with these dead bars,
Dunno when to stop, like blind men wiping their arse,
"I set fire to TSR" - what's with this bloke?
He makes less sense than a doorbell being in a "knock knock" joke
This is battle rapping mate - where are your punchlines?
I'll won't eat you for breakfast, cause I only eat pussies at lunchtime...
Original post by Kyx
I'm a big G,
I got the gravity,
You the little d,
You can't even touch me,
Sitting in class,
With a finger up ur ass,
I give yo mamma a lesson in sex education
You taking notes, can't get in this position
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I got the gravity,
You the little d,
You can't even touch me,
Sitting in class,
With a finger up ur ass,
I give yo mamma a lesson in sex education
You taking notes, can't get in this position
Posted from TSR Mobile
If you're a G you would be lowercase
I can still remember how yo momma pussy taste
My D so big I measure it with a meter stick
Your D so small that's why you called little kyx
I get so much pussy I could teach sex ed
Yo momma is my top pupil, she gives grade A head
Original post by angelike1
You can go ahead and f*** the dog and I'll just sit on my lion
Watch you beg me not to kill you but b*tch you'll be cryin'
Yeah you got no physics but you also got sh*t bars
Keep dreaming about gettin all those crappy old cars.
I can do what I want, hell I can take a trip to Mars
Coming out my jet and my fans gimmi rahs
Bruh they look at you and all you're getting nahs
So get out my ring and take back your ma's bras.
Watch you beg me not to kill you but b*tch you'll be cryin'
Yeah you got no physics but you also got sh*t bars
Keep dreaming about gettin all those crappy old cars.
I can do what I want, hell I can take a trip to Mars
Coming out my jet and my fans gimmi rahs
Bruh they look at you and all you're getting nahs
So get out my ring and take back your ma's bras.
You know why they call me Woody? It's cause I'll run up in a hoody
point a gun to your eye and shout "Reach for the sky!!!",
I've just made a new film called Toy Story,
I filmed your mum playing with sex toys while she sucked on my corey,
I snapped one of the wings off Buzz Lightyear
and shoved it so far up her arse she cried shyte instead of tears
You wish you could spit bars like mine so I call BS on your hating,
You screwed yourself, like when you finger your arse while you're masturbating...
Original post by saraxh
Thinkin that you're killing boy i'm bout to tell you that you're not
Weak rapper shout to you and your ghostwriter
No you wont respond cause im sending real shots
Weak rapper shout to you and your ghostwriter
No you wont respond cause im sending real shots
I got this girl twisted cause she open when you twist her
Never met this girl but I roast her like my dinner
She thinks she can rap
But really it's just an act
Nobody else is cheering you
Instead they're all screaming boooo
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