Ok here is my contribution:
What do brussel sprouts and pubic hair have in common?
You push them both to the side before eating
Why can’t you cook vegetables in the microwave?
You can’t fit the wheelchair through the door
Why have women got legs?
Have you seen the mess a snail makes
Why have women got two holes so close together?
So at the end of the night you can carry them home like a six pack
What’s a shotgun and a whore got in common?
1 **** and its ready to blow
What’s a women and a KFC got in common?
Once you’ve finished with the legs and the breasts all you have is a greasy bucket to put your bone in
And for the final most offensive joke of all……. No I will get banned
P.S. No offence meant to anybody
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offensive jokes watch
- 21-08-2004 15:03
(Original post by piginapoke)
- 21-08-2004 16:03
Disclaimer: sent to my phone, not mine:
Great Britain have won Gold at the Olympics in white water rafting.
Two lads from Cornwall won, in a transit van.
and investmentboy's snail joke wins - even though it's really quite disgusting
- 21-08-2004 17:00
I have some a friend told me years ago but they are really racist so I won't post them.