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    Ok here is my contribution:

    What do brussel sprouts and pubic hair have in common?

    You push them both to the side before eating


    Why can’t you cook vegetables in the microwave?

    You can’t fit the wheelchair through the door


    Why have women got legs?

    Have you seen the mess a snail makes


    Why have women got two holes so close together?

    So at the end of the night you can carry them home like a six pack


    What’s a shotgun and a whore got in common?

    1 **** and its ready to blow


    What’s a women and a KFC got in common?

    Once you’ve finished with the legs and the breasts all you have is a greasy bucket to put your bone in

    And for the final most offensive joke of all……. No I will get banned


    P.S. No offence meant to anybody
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Disclaimer: sent to my phone, not mine:

    Great Britain have won Gold at the Olympics in white water rafting.
    Two lads from Cornwall won, in a transit van.
    lol, you've been sent that too? i'd like to know who starts up all these jokes..

    :rolleyes:

    and investmentboy's snail joke wins - even though it's really quite disgusting

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    I have some a friend told me years ago but they are really racist so I won't post them.
 
 
 
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