Masturbation horrors

I'm anonymous because I'm ashamed of this.

I've been caught by my mother. She doesn't look at me the same way she used to. What should I do? And what were your most horrific masturbation stories?
Please remain Anonymous if you post because I don't want to become responsible for anything.

Reply 1

AlexanderKing

12

She'll probably understand its nature taking its path, so don't worry about it. If she doesnt raise the subject, dont raise it yourself. Leave it as it is and get over it!

Reply 2

20083

2

Anonymous

What should I do?

Start locking the door.

Reply 3

Pedin

I've been caught a few times. It's awkward but it's only masterbation it'll blow over soon enough and your mum will be back to herself

time is a healer

Yeah it will blow over, these things tend too.
Try not to worry about it so much. :smile:

Reply 6

Lara C.

3

ooooooo ive never had that one but it must be the worst case scenario! ive not been caught as such but i have had people walk in the room when im laid in bed doing it. im sure they knew but it was too ambigious to start making assumptions thank god :biggrin:

Reply 7

city_chic

13

Omg, being caught at it must be so embarrassing :eek:

Reply 8

jumpinglunch

13

She still loves you,don't worry.
But if you want to avert the negative attention expose your dad's porn stash.

Reply 9

Vesta

18

Nessyfencer

Start locking the door.

LOL. Mr Expert? :wink:

Reply 10

Ataloss

13

Anonymous

I'm anonymous because I'm ashamed of this.

I've been caught by my mother. She doesn't look at me the same way she used to. What should I do? And what were your most horrific masturbation stories?
Please remain Anonymous if you post because I don't want to become responsible for anything.

Could always be worse. :biggrin:

She could always have laughed and said "I hoped you might have grown a bit more by more"! :eek:

Reply 11

silverbolt

19

meh - she will get over it in the long run

and nessyfencers right - lock the door

Reply 12

Glutamic Acid

17

Does everyone here have locks on their rooms? I certainly done. I've not been caught, at least not obviously, but I'd imagine it'd be a horrible feeling.

Reply 13

Anonymous #2

My dad caught me. (I'm a girl.) I don't know how long he was there, but he mentioned it later. I didn't know he'd even seen me! After that we never spoke of it again. So, so cringeworthy.

Reply 14

Dionysus

15

Almost everyone has been caught at some point - don't worry about it lol. There are much worse things that can happen to you.

Reply 15

20083

2

Vesta

LOL. Mr Expert? :wink:

Who me? Nah... :wink:

Reply 16

20083

2

Anonymous

My dad caught me. (I'm a girl.) I don't know how long he was there, but he mentioned it later. I didn't know he'd even seen me! After that we never spoke of it again. So, so cringeworthy.

OMG, what did he say??? Why would he say???

Reply 17

devilsthorn

1

Once my mum was leading a group of 8 strangers who are viewing our house because we're moving. I didn't know there are people arriving that day... 2 were kids, 3 elderly people, and others adults. 3 girls started laughing when they saw me. One old guy shouted "Dear Lord!", and 1 little boy started to cry.

It was a nightmare. They even wanted to record the rooms to decide later with other relatives... and I ended up being recorded for their later viewings.

:eek:

And there was this one time I masturbated so hard, I broke my penis. All my neighbours were watching the commotion as the paramedics told them someone broke their dick. They watched me taken away, with amusement.

:eek:

... lol, would be funny if the above did actually take place. I'm just kidding!

Reply 18

Lara C.

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Anonymous

My dad caught me. (I'm a girl.) I don't know how long he was there, but he mentioned it later. I didn't know he'd even seen me! After that we never spoke of it again. So, so cringeworthy.