What is your worst date/sex story? Watch
It was my 4th date with a guy, we just went round to his to watch some films. He told me beforehand that he was a virgin, which didn't bother me in the slightest. As the night progressed, we 'attempted' to have sex. I say attempted because his flimsy bed collapsed mid way through and then he had a mini asthma attack due to hurling the mattress around the room, whilst I was running around trying to find his inhaler. As if this wasn't enough, after he had composed himself, the strain of trying to pull the remaining slats out of the bed frame caused him to let out the most horrendous, smelly fart.
We haven't seen one another since.
So, what are your worst date/sex stories?
We met up and decided to go straight to mine and get food after. We get to mine, it's going great and then it's time for a condom. I get one out, look at it, look at his thing, look back at the condom and go "babe, it's not going to fit". He decided to try anyway so I sat there for like 5-10 minutes totally naked, giggling and watching him try the different condoms I had.
Months later, I still make size jokes xD
No real "worst dates"; not been in a situation like that which has been uncomfortable, as conversation flows quite well between both parties and girls enjoy their time with me (and I, them).
Two girls I've had sex with have just been awkward experiences in general, and big regrets of mine. Nothing specific, just not as attracted to them as I thought I was and/or they had issues stemming from previous relationships they couldn't let go of.