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What would be the most juicy storyline if your school was turned into a TV show?

Of all time
And would it get people watching?
My school would get a SWAT team helicoptering in and busting my friend stehay who was phishing information in his spare time.
Reply 2
*dododododo do do do do do It'ssssssss the Katzen Show! DO DO DO!*

*episode 69: where's the laugh track at homie?!*

*scene starts at school*

"Hey Katzen, do you know where Mr Fam is at?"
"Abdul, he's right behind you."
"Really!? Say Wallahi!"
*laugh track*

"What's Wallahi?"
"Omg Katzzy do you not know what Wallahi means?!"
"No."
"...say Wallahi."
*laugh track*

"-_-"
"By the way Katzo, I got some fidget spinners, do you want chum?"
"No thank you Abdul I must get back to class now it was nice talking to you."
"Wait...are you serious?"
"Huh?"
"I mean, this was the first time someone actually said it was nice talking to me. I mean, people never really appricate my existence. They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine. Like seriously Katzie, thank you I appricate it."
"Abdul."
"Yes Katathon?"
"*pulls out a rocket launcher* SAY WALLAHI! YOU ****ING PRICK SAY WALLAHI NOW YOU **** BISCUIT!"
"KATZOINKS WOT R U DOIN"
*boom*

*credit rolls* dodododoododododododododood
(edited 6 years ago)
Original post by Katzen
*dododododo do do do do do It'ssssssss the Katzen Show! DO DO DO!*

*episode 69: where's the laugh track at homie?!*

*scene starts at school*

"Hey Katzen, do you know where Mr Fam is at?"
"Abdul, he's right behind you."
"Really!? Say Wallahi!"
*laugh track*

"What's Wallahi?"
"Omg Katzzy do you not know what Wallahi means?!"
"No."
"...say Wallahi."
*laugh track*

"-_-"
"By the way Katzo, I got some fidget spinners, do you want chum?"
"No thank you Abdul I must get back to class now it was nice talking to you."
"Wait...are you serious?"
"Huh?"
"I mean, this was the first time someone actually said it was nice talking to me. I mean, people never really appricate my existence. They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine. Like seriously Katzie, thank you I appricate it."
"Abdul."
"Yes Katathon?"
"*pulls out a rocket launcher* SAY WALLAHI! YOU ****ING PRICK SAY WALLAHI!"
"KATZOINKS WOT R U DOIN"
*boom*

*credit rolls* dodododoododododododododood


say walahi
Reply 4
The incident at my school was when some guy smeared poo all over the mirrors in the boys toilets.

As for making a TV show... it would be a bit crap.
A couple of lads in my year starting a fire (breaktime prank gone wrong) and burning the most of the 6th form down.

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