*dododododo do do do do do It'ssssssss the Katzen Show! DO DO DO!*
*episode 69: where's the laugh track at homie?!*
*scene starts at school*
"Hey Katzen, do you know where Mr Fam is at?"
"Abdul, he's right behind you."
"Really!? Say Wallahi!"
*laugh track*
"What's Wallahi?"
"Omg Katzzy do you not know what Wallahi means?!"
"No."
"...say Wallahi."
*laugh track*
"-_-"
"By the way Katzo, I got some fidget spinners, do you want chum?"
"No thank you Abdul I must get back to class now it was nice talking to you."
"Wait...are you serious?"
"Huh?"
"I mean, this was the first time someone actually said it was nice talking to me. I mean, people never really appricate my existence. They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine. Like seriously Katzie, thank you I appricate it."
"Abdul."
"Yes Katathon?"
"*pulls out a rocket launcher* SAY WALLAHI! YOU ****ING PRICK SAY WALLAHI NOW YOU **** BISCUIT!"
"KATZOINKS WOT R U DOIN"
*boom*
*credit rolls* dodododoododododododododood