A very odd conversation after a few glasses

You seem like a decent chap, and you admit you feel like it's a bit of a cop out. So, no - don't do it.

Reply 2

Anonymous #2

I feel for you. I don't have any disabilities, but I am very shy and under-confident and find it hard to talk to people.

In my opinion, you should go for it. I've actually considered it myself. If it will relieve yourself and make you feel happier about yourself and your body then it will surely be a positive experience.

Reply 3

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12

Fleshlight.

Reply 4

qubog

12

Nope, as I say to the rest of the male virgins on here asking if they should go to a prostitute, the right woman will come along, its just a matter of waiting!

Reply 5

I've read some of your other posts, and well you do sound like an amazing chap. Yeah you have problems but any woman worth her salt is going to be able to see past them and see that you are a real nice guy.
Although I'm normally in the sex-is-just-sex camp, I really don't think you want to do this... in your heart of hearts you must know that it isn't how you want to remember your first time. :smile:

You will find the right girl eventually.

Reply 6

Vampyrcorn

14

If you aren't sure you want to but you don't want to rule it out either, maybe you could postpone it? You could tell your friend you want to think about it and see how you feel in a few months. Don't do it just because the opportunity is here. :smile:

Reply 7

FireDeuce

14

You and millions of boys out there wanting to get laid. I say don't get a prostitute, just wait for nature to eventually bring that glorious moment...probably when you least expect it.
"Michael...your a teenage boy. BREATHING increases your libido" - Susan from My family

Reply 8

Anonymous #1

OP

Abeille

I've read some of your other posts, and well you do sound like an amazing chap.

But I'm anon :confused:

Reply 9

I know, I work for MI5 and I just sort of figured it out. :ninja:

Reply 10

Kater Murr

Abeille

I've read some of your other posts, and well you do sound like an amazing chap. Yeah you have problems but any woman worth her salt is going to be able to see past them and see that you are a real nice guy.
Although I'm normally in the sex-is-just-sex camp, I really don't think you want to do this... in your heart of hearts you must know that it isn't how you want to remember your first time. :smile:

You will find the right girl eventually.

How? He's anonymous...
:eek:

Do you have... *trembles*... powers?

Reply 11

If I've got the wrong end of the stick and you aren't who I think you are, then I appologise but I'd give the same advice I think :smile:

Reply 12

Tyler Durden

17

Read this on the BBC today. Might be of interest.

Reply 13

randdom

Its your choice. This isn't a decision that I would advice that you take lightly so have a think about it and if you really think that it is what you want and the opportunity has presented itself then I would go for it.

Just make sure it is what you want first.

Reply 14

Anonymous #1

OP

Abeille

If I've got the wrong end of the stick and you aren't who I think you are, then I appologise but I'd give the same advice I think :smile:

I'm the one who occasionally gets frustrated to the point of making himself believe he's deeply in love with his best friend........ which I'm NOT, its just the combination of frustration and having a girl who really cares.

Got the right one??

Reply 15

Aye, I sent you a PM. :smile:

Reply 16

Profesh

Anonymous

But I'm anon :confused:

It's pretty bloody obvious who you are.

Reply 17

Don't be a meanie Profesh.

Reply 18

Profesh

Abeille

Don't be a meanie Profesh.

True vindictiveness would entail disclosing their identity to the huddled masses.

Still, given that their entire contribution thus far has basically consisted of laments pertaining to either cerebral palsy or cerebral palsy and their putative consequent inability to get laid, the deduction hardly required a feat of Holmesian ingenuity on my part.

Reply 19

Kater Murr