I couldn't resist
Ay-up midduk Hello and good day sir or madam.
Owya goinonn then serri? Are you in good health my friend?
Wairza booza? Can you direct me to the local public house?
Intitt koad? It's cold today isn't it?
Gerraht! I don't believe you!
Wottjowant? Do you want something?
Gizzabitt Can I have some?
Gizzago Can I have a turn?
Am tellin yammam! Your Mother shall hear of this incident!
Wott yonnwee? What are you doing?
Itwerr krapp! It was not very good!
Yo duttie sodd! I am disgusted by your language!
Grrummin thenn It's your round
Owdya orsuzz! Please be patient!
Shuttya gobb! Please be quiet!
Gerronn wee-it Please carry on
Yo-abitt leereh You have a high opinion of yourself.
Am nakkud I'm a bit tired
Yo jammi sodd! You lucky person
Tarrah then Goodbye
Jono? Do you realise?
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