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Original post by Lord Samosa
Give me attention, and tell me unfunny jokes with lots of innuendos xo


Have some sausage to go with your samosa


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Original post by Lord Samosa
Give me attention, and tell me unfunny jokes with lots of innuendos xo


your nose is shaped like a samosa
Original post by Kyx
Have some sausage to go with your samosa


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Original post by study beats
your nose is shaped like a samosa


Sorry, I have a boyfriend
Samosa sucks. Gol gappa zindabad.
Original post by CuriousGuy777
Samosa sucks. Gol gappa zindabad.


i agree 😍😍
Can I stick my eggplant between your buns?
Original post by Galahad_
Can I stick my eggplant between your buns?


thats my line!! :angry:
Original post by Fermion.
thats my line!! :angry:


Will it make you happy if I tongue punch your fart box?
Original post by Galahad_
Will it make you happy if I tongue punch your fart box?


WTF :rofl:!!
Original post by Fermion.
i agree 😍😍


Yeah they so oily.

Good that a Pakistani agrees with me on something atleast because it's such a rare phenomenon.
Original post by CuriousGuy777
Samosa sucks. Gol gappa zindabad.


Is gol gappas the same as pain puris? :curious:
Original post by BintM
Is gol gappas the same as pain puris? :curious:


Hanjee

It called pani Puri in Gujarat, Maharashtra and southern states but gol gappa in northern India(Punjab etc) and Pakistan.
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I would like it if we had sexual intercourse on a Saturday afternoon.....if you know what I mean :wink:
May I finger your

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:sexface:
Chutney samosa song
https://youtu.be/YliSepm65aI
Reply 16
Original post by Lord Samosa
Give me attention, and tell me unfunny jokes with lots of innuendos xo


hey gurlll
Original post by CuriousGuy777
Chutney samosa song
https://youtu.be/YliSepm65aI


:toofunny:

@nucdev :rofl:
You were a cute baby samosa :smile:
Original post by CuriousGuy777
Hanjee

It called pani Puri in Gujarat, Maharashtra and southern states but gol gappa in northern India(Punjab etc) and Pakistan.


Gol gappas sound weird ngl 😂

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