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I paused at the gaping entrance of the local voting centre and all fell silent as I cocked my head to one side and breathed deep into my balls. A red coated flunkey played the bugle to signify my arrival to the peasants and the common flock formed either side to salute my entrance. Rule Britannia was played as I strode towards the chattering harpies to collect my ballot paper.

''Make Britain great again sir''

I pulled out my big, thick pen from its leather sheath and fired a great cross into the box for Britain and for the Conservative Party. The peasantry cheered and cries of huzzah sounded throughout the streets. Immediately the British Empire was re-established and I replied with a terse ''I just did what any Englishman would have done''

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I paused at the gaping entrance of the local voting centre and all fell silent as I cocked my head to one side and breathed deep into my balls. A red coated flunkey played the bugle to signify my arrival to the peasants and the common flock formed either side to salute my entrance. Rule Britannia was played as I strode towards the chattering harpies to collect my ballot paper.

''Make Britain great again sir''

I pulled out my big, thick pen from its leather sheath and fired a great cross into the box for Britain and for the Conservative Party. The peasantry cheered and cries of huzzah sounded throughout the streets. Immediately the British Empire was re-established and I replied with a terse ''I just did what any Englishman would have done''

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Well done! Though the unnecessary sexual imagery made me feel a bit dirty and used.
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Well done! Though the unnecessary sexual imagery made me feel a bit dirty and used.
You're far from the only one.
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Which party did you vote for?
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I paused at the gaping entrance of the local voting centre and all fell silent as I cocked my head to one side and breathed deep into my balls. A red coated flunkey played the bugle to signify my arrival to the peasants and the common flock formed either side to salute my entrance. Rule Britannia was played as I strode towards the chattering harpies to collect my ballot paper.

''Make Britain great again sir''

I pulled out my big, thick pen from its leather sheath and fired a great cross into the box for Britain and for the Conservative Party. The peasantry cheered and cries of huzzah sounded throughout the streets. Immediately the British Empire was re-established and I replied with a terse ''I just did what any Englishman would have done''

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I likey.
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Which party did you vote for?
Very funny. You're getting sent to Australia.
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me too
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No one cares lad

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I likey.
you're always horny.
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Very funny. You're getting sent to Australia.
Spare me

Perhaps i could be a court jester when the full might of the british empire is reinstated and we claw back our colonies,one by one.
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I paused at the gaping entrance of the local voting centre and all fell silent as I cocked my head to one side and breathed deep into my balls. A red coated flunkey played the bugle to signify my arrival to the peasants and the common flock formed either side to salute my entrance. Rule Britannia was played as I strode towards the chattering harpies to collect my ballot paper.

''Make Britain great again sir''

I pulled out my big, thick pen from its leather sheath and fired a great cross into the box for Britain and for the Conservative Party. The peasantry cheered and cries of huzzah sounded throughout the streets. Immediately the British Empire was re-established and I replied with a terse ''I just did what any Englishman would have done''

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I am 15 and I have spent the past week solid proving plebians wrong about Corbyn and explaining how stupid he is, thank you for re affirming my hope in the world
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I likey.
Nothing more British than capturing fugitive Indian women
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This is the funniest thing i have read today
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I am 15 and I have spent the past week solid proving plebians wrong about Corbyn and explaining how stupid he is, thank you for re affirming my hope in the world
You're doing us a fine service LAD, crush the unions and the reds.
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Nothing more British than capturing fugitive Indian women
British man can shackle the Indian woman up and enact a rape enactment scene with her. Totally brings memories of the fun colonial times.
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Why are you mug?
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The thing is, I wish this was the Conservative Party conference and I'd vote for them. Communism must be scrubbed from the face of the Earth.
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I am 15 and I have spent the past week solid proving plebians wrong about Corbyn and explaining how stupid he is, thank you for re affirming my hope in the world
I am 15 and have spent my past week doing the opposite!
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I haven't voted, I couldn't get registered in time. Oops.
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