So I was playing with my scrotum the other day and noticed it started shrivelling up in front of me, quite interesting. Felt like I was watching a time lapse in real life.
I love Taylor but I think she needs to back right off Katy right now, Katy needs to have her time in the sun with out getting burned by Taylors powerful rays.
I love Taylor but I think she needs to back right off Katy right now, Katy needs to have her time in the sun with out getting burned by Taylors powerful rays.
I saw an old lady last week struggling with an egg, she started choking so I ran over to help her out. She asked if I could give her a hand and maybe assist her with her struggles.
It's the first time I've taught a grandmother to suck eggs. I think I've kicked societies age prejudice in the teeth.
I'm currently pulling apart an Oreo and licking the cream.
Spoiler
Oh Lordy!
That reminds me of the day I pulled apart those malted granary flaps and added some cream to the mayo on top of the the mature cheddar, cucumber, cracked black pepper and sea salt sandwich...
That reminds me of the day I pulled apart those malted granary flaps and added some cream to the mayo on top of the the mature cheddar, cucumber, cracked black pepper and sea salt sandwich...
...I may have made for someone
Yay another mediocre fan!
I'll pop you on the list tomorrow.
Sandwich sounds amazing though, you've described it like it was a sexual experience, though that might just be the way I read it.