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Original post by OGGUS
I like you... Especially...

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Not going to lie you're not getting a rep, so it rolls over to the next person to post.

You are going to the fan list though, so congratulations.
Original post by OGGUS
OP is so great I think they should get a medal....:colone:


F*ck it, you're getting reps for honesty.
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Original post by mali473
That is sad. False f*cking advertisement that is. Reporting you to the mods.

OMG :lol:
Original post by mali473
I'm an April baby :h: (ps I don't speak urdu js)

What do you speak??? :curious:
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Original post by The_Mediocre_One
F*ck it, you're getting reps for honesty.

Thank you :colondollar:
Original post by OGGUS
OMG :lol:

What do you speak??? :curious:

You think I'm kidding. Cute. Reported.

And I speak l'anglais.
Original post by mali473
That is sad. False f*cking advertisement that is. Reporting you to the mods.


Come at me bruh, I've got the same lawyers as Trump.
Reply 26
Original post by The_Mediocre_One
Not going to lie you're not getting a rep, so it rolls over to the next person to post.

You are going to the fan list though, so congratulations.


Original post by The_Mediocre_One
F*ck it, you're getting reps for honesty.

Thank you:colondollar:

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So I was playing with my scrotum the other day and noticed it started shrivelling up in front of me, quite interesting. Felt like I was watching a time lapse in real life.
Original post by The_Mediocre_One
Come at me bruh, I've got the same lawyers as Trump.


You won't get very far then
I love Taylor but I think she needs to back right off Katy right now, Katy needs to have her time in the sun with out getting burned by Taylors powerful rays.
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Original post by mali473
You won't get very far then

She got contacts in Russia, China, India, Pakistani... :lol:

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Reply 31
Original post by The_Mediocre_One
I love Taylor but I think she needs to back right off Katy right now, Katy needs to have her time in the sun with out getting burned by Taylors powerful rays.

Taylor turns me one:colondollar:

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I saw an old lady last week struggling with an egg, she started choking so I ran over to help her out. She asked if I could give her a hand and maybe assist her with her struggles.

It's the first time I've taught a grandmother to suck eggs. I think I've kicked societies age prejudice in the teeth.
It's 02:57 and all I can think of is that one time when I got a little bit of soap stuck in my urethra.

Fun times.
I used to be scared of scaffolding but then I realised it wasn't that dangerous. Just a thought.
Reply 35
Original post by The_Mediocre_One
I'm currently pulling apart an Oreo and licking the cream.

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Oh Lordy!

That reminds me of the day I pulled apart those malted granary flaps and added some cream to the mayo on top of the the mature cheddar, cucumber, cracked black pepper and sea salt sandwich...

...I may have made for someone :u:
Original post by Drez999
Oh Lordy!

That reminds me of the day I pulled apart those malted granary flaps and added some cream to the mayo on top of the the mature cheddar, cucumber, cracked black pepper and sea salt sandwich...

...I may have made for someone :u:


Yay another mediocre fan!

I'll pop you on the list tomorrow.

Sandwich sounds amazing though, you've described it like it was a sexual experience, though that might just be the way I read it.
Reply 37
Original post by The_Mediocre_One
Yay another mediocre fan!

I'll pop you on the list tomorrow.

Sandwich sounds amazing though, you've described it like it was a sexual experience, though that might just be the way I read it.


We all read things in different ways...

I'm not sure I would like to be on 'another' list...

That's just my 'gut feeling' right now - I'm quite busy...

Bite me if you will :wink:
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.

Story of my life
Original post by Drez999
We all read things in different ways...

I'm not sure I would like to be on 'another' list...

That's just my 'gut feeling' right now - I'm quite busy...

Bite me if you will :wink:


Everybody wants to be on the mediocre fan list, if you ever get taken off then you'll never be put back on.

I would bite you except I only bite peoples genitals. It's the one rule I have in life.

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