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Apologies to all who've been offended by this thread.
I especially apologise for the derogatory language used in remarks to females.
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hahahahahaha :lol:
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SyedHB
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Original post by JargonRaygun
Basically got this chick pregnant init and I'm not ready to be the kids dad, so like I'm the baby daddy or at least I think I am (because this ***** be hoeing you get me) anyway what do I do just walk away or gotta pay her like £fiver to raise the kid.

I don't know fam I'm bare confused init especially because it's Ramadan and hear these muzzies praying from the mosque through my window

And then Theresa May bes like a ****** nah fam wtf

Swear down I'm bare confused


Yes, blame the Muslims.
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Original post by JargonRaygun
Basically got this chick pregnant init and I'm not ready to be the kids dad, so like I'm the baby daddy or at least I think I am (because this ***** be hoeing you get me) anyway what do I do just walk away or gotta pay her like £fiver to raise the kid.

I don't know fam I'm bare confused init especially because it's Ramadan and hear these muzzies praying from the mosque through my window

And then Theresa May bes like a ****** nah fam wtf

Swear down I'm bare confused


Tell her to have an abortion.
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P422LD
Original post by JargonRaygun
Basically got this chick pregnant init and I'm not ready to be the kids dad, so like I'm the baby daddy or at least I think I am (because this ***** be hoeing you get me) anyway what do I do just walk away or gotta pay her like £fiver to raise the kid.

I don't know fam I'm bare confused init especially because it's Ramadan and hear these muzzies praying from the mosque through my window

And then Theresa May bes like a ****** nah fam wtf

Swear down I'm bare confused


What did you get in your GCSEs I got 10A* 3As and a D in French Lol XD

A levels I'm predicted A*A*A

I'm going to apply to Oxford for Economics do I have a strong chance

Oh yeah and I have work experience and extra curricular activities to record for last three years.
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SyedHB
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lol
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Original post by JargonRaygun
She says she don't want to because it will make her head feel pain wtf is she on about


Then you gona have to pay her 5£ per week then, there's no guarantee that it isn't your kid. So it's best if you help her out.
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.Iqra.
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This was so hard to read
Original post by JargonRaygun
Basically got this chick pregnant init and I'm not ready to be the kids dad, so like I'm the baby daddy or at least I think I am (because this ***** be hoeing you get me) anyway what do I do just walk away or gotta pay her like £fiver to raise the kid.

I don't know fam I'm bare confused init especially because it's Ramadan and hear these muzzies praying from the mosque through my window

And then Theresa May bes like a ****** nah fam wtf

Swear down I'm bare confused


Spoiler

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Original post by JargonRaygun
Wtf what you saying you privileged ***** got no ****ing common sense to asses the situation init that's why you dumb butch

This isn't what I was asking
I got 4 Cs 3 Ds and an E but I passed maths init so minor


You're so stupid.
Is this the qualification of becoming a roadman?
Original post by JargonRaygun
Nigge* this ain't no Shakespear you dumb B*tch


*Shakespeare
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UWS
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I am not your fam, fam.
Original post by JargonRaygun
Basically got this chick pregnant init and I'm not ready to be the kids dad, so like I'm the baby daddy or at least I think I am (because this ***** be hoeing you get me) anyway what do I do just walk away or gotta pay her like £fiver to raise the kid.

I don't know fam I'm bare confused init especially because it's Ramadan and hear these muzzies praying from the mosque through my window

And then Theresa May bes like a ****** nah fam wtf

Swear down I'm bare confused


I really can't tell if this is a joke or not 😂😂😂😂

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