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    (Original post by Future.)
    hahahaa lol i know ur joking and so am i
    go get some vaseline
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    You seriously think that that might be OK? Listen here boy. Everybody know from porn that a dick has to be at least 10 inches and 20 inches in girth. A woman cannot be physically satisfied without these exact measurements. A single cm in negative deviation and you are out. Sorry to break it to you.








    Seriously though, you are fine. There is a lot of stigma attached to having a small penis in todays society but it is just that - unfounded stigma. You're penis is around average. As long as you know your way around a woman's body you'll be fine. Honestly, I doubt that woman have an inbuilt calculator that instantly tells them all the measurements of your dick. I'm almost certain that they will not be able to tell the difference between your penis and a penis half an inch longer.
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    go get some vaseline
    dayyyyuuuumm boi, HARAM as you would say lol


    I prefer to leave the Vaseline to one side
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    (Original post by Zephrom)
    You seriously think that that might be OK? Listen here boy. Everybody know from porn that a dick has to be at least 10 inches and 20 inches in girth. A woman cannot be physically satisfied without these exact measurements. A single cm in negative deviation and you are out. Sorry to break it to you.








    Seriously though, you are fine. There is a lot of stigma attached to having a small penis in todays society but it is just that - unfounded stigma. You're penis is around average. As long as you know your way around a woman's body you'll be fine. Honestly, I doubt that woman have an inbuilt calculator that instantly tells them all the measurements of your dick. I'm almost certain that they will not be able to tell the difference between your penis and a penis half an inch longer.
    Preach.
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    (Original post by Future.)
    dayyyyuuuumm boi, HARAM as you would say lol


    I prefer to leave the Vaseline to one side
    Vaseline is halal
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    Vaseline is halal
    Vaseline is not my way to go hun.
    The thought deffo is not halal yk youre supposed to be Muslim
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    (Original post by Future.)
    Vaseline is not my way to go hun.
    The thought deffo is not halal yk youre supposed to be Muslim
    I am I just like vaseline when the lips get a little dry
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    (Original post by JuSt_Do_It_)
    As long as your women is chaste and hasn't seen porn, you should be fine
    If she's chaste, will she even want OP to 'satisfy' her?
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    (Original post by anosmianAcrimony)
    If she's chaste, will she even want OP to 'satisfy' her?
    :lol:
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    oh no!
    get lychee but he's probably at Mashjid so I'm not tagging him
    what is this about! Lychee627 oggus wants you
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    I am I just like vaseline when the lips get a little dry
    Yh same but my lips never get dry tho tbh
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    Make the good girls go bad in a day
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    Astagfirullah it's only a joke
    I don't mean it
    Or do I?
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    (Original post by tasha_tah)
    what is this about! Lychee627 oggus wants you
    He's a nice bhai on here
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    He's a nice bhai on here
    ok
    hes ur bhai
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    (Original post by tasha_tah)
    ok
    hes ur bhai
    What did you think? :curious:
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    What did you think? :curious:
    npthing dw haha
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    (Original post by tasha_tah)
    what is this about! Lychee627 oggus wants you
    Loool this thread is weird :hide:
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    (Original post by Lychee627)
    Loool this thread is weird :hide:
    ikr looooooool
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    (Original post by Lychee627)
    Loool this thread is weird :hide:
    (Original post by tasha_tah)
    ikr looooooool
    Don't worry Lychee627
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    (Original post by anosmianAcrimony)
    If she's chaste, will she even want OP to 'satisfy' her?
    Well the guy wanted to know whether his penis size mattered to a woman. I reassured him that if she's (presuming you married) chaste you should be fine.
 
 
 
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