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    (Original post by Future.)
    hahahaa lol i know ur joking and so am i
    go get some vaseline
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    You seriously think that that might be OK? Listen here boy. Everybody know from porn that a **** has to be at least 10 inches and 20 inches in girth. A woman cannot be physically satisfied without these exact measurements. A single cm in negative deviation and you are out. Sorry to break it to you.








    Seriously though, you are fine. There is a lot of stigma attached to having a small penis in todays society but it is just that - unfounded stigma. You're penis is around average. As long as you know your way around a woman's body you'll be fine. Honestly, I doubt that woman have an inbuilt calculator that instantly tells them all the measurements of your ****. I'm almost certain that they will not be able to tell the difference between your penis and a penis half an inch longer.
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    go get some vaseline
    dayyyyuuuumm boi, HARAM as you would say lol


    I prefer to leave the Vaseline to one side
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    (Original post by Zephrom)
    You seriously think that that might be OK? Listen here boy. Everybody know from porn that a **** has to be at least 10 inches and 20 inches in girth. A woman cannot be physically satisfied without these exact measurements. A single cm in negative deviation and you are out. Sorry to break it to you.








    Seriously though, you are fine. There is a lot of stigma attached to having a small penis in todays society but it is just that - unfounded stigma. You're penis is around average. As long as you know your way around a woman's body you'll be fine. Honestly, I doubt that woman have an inbuilt calculator that instantly tells them all the measurements of your ****. I'm almost certain that they will not be able to tell the difference between your penis and a penis half an inch longer.
    Preach.
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    (Original post by Future.)
    dayyyyuuuumm boi, HARAM as you would say lol


    I prefer to leave the Vaseline to one side
    Vaseline is halal
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    Vaseline is halal
    Vaseline is not my way to go hun.
    The thought deffo is not halal yk youre supposed to be Muslim
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    (Original post by Future.)
    Vaseline is not my way to go hun.
    The thought deffo is not halal yk youre supposed to be Muslim
    I am I just like vaseline when the lips get a little dry
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    (Original post by JuSt_Do_It_)
    As long as your women is chaste and hasn't seen porn, you should be fine
    If she's chaste, will she even want OP to 'satisfy' her?
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    (Original post by anosmianAcrimony)
    If she's chaste, will she even want OP to 'satisfy' her?
    :lol:
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    oh no!
    get lychee but he's probably at Mashjid so I'm not tagging him
    what is this about! Lychee627 oggus wants you
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    I am I just like vaseline when the lips get a little dry
    Yh same but my lips never get dry tho tbh
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    Make the good girls go bad in a day
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    Astagfirullah it's only a joke
    I don't mean it
    Or do I?
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    (Original post by tasha_tah)
    what is this about! Lychee627 oggus wants you
    He's a nice bhai on here
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    He's a nice bhai on here
    ok
    hes ur bhai
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    (Original post by tasha_tah)
    ok
    hes ur bhai
    What did you think? :curious:
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    What did you think? :curious:
    npthing dw haha
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    (Original post by tasha_tah)
    what is this about! Lychee627 oggus wants you
    Loool this thread is weird :hide:
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    (Original post by Lychee627)
    Loool this thread is weird :hide:
    ikr looooooool
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    (Original post by Lychee627)
    Loool this thread is weird :hide:
    (Original post by tasha_tah)
    ikr looooooool
    Don't worry Lychee627
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    (Original post by anosmianAcrimony)
    If she's chaste, will she even want OP to 'satisfy' her?
    Well the guy wanted to know whether his penis size mattered to a woman. I reassured him that if she's (presuming you married) chaste you should be fine.
 
 
 
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