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    Are you proud to have Jesus as your Father?
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    Are you a Jehovah's Witness?
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    My father abandoned me so clearly Jesus ain't doing a good job.
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    So do you get offended if in bed your boyfriend asks "who's your daddy?"
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    Are you trying to insinuate that my mother had an affair with our Mexican gardener, Jesús, and he is my real father???
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    Nearly choked on my water, thanks
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    So do you get offended if in bed your boyfriend asks "who's your daddy?"
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    I'm grateful to have him, not proud. It's a sin to be proud.
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    I miss Bakmouth
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    Poor Mary and Joseph peak on them, everyone making **** up about them
    Like please stop it
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    (Original post by jesusjessica)
    Are you proud to have Jesus as your Father?
    I wish he was, I was putting up shelving today in my room - he would've been handy.
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    I swear to GOD, the Trinity is the most confusing paradox ever made. Still barely get it.
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    i am the son of satan
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Are you trying to insinuate that my mother had an affair with our Mexican gardener, Jesús, and he is my real father???
    Haaaayyyyyzzzzuuuussss
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    (Original post by jesusjessica)
    Are you proud to have Jesus as your Father?
    Amen! Keep on reading your bible and praying every day!
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    (Original post by MajorFader)
    Amen! Keep on reading your bible and praying every day!
    Thank you so much, God bless you abundantly....
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    did u let jesus enter u?
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    did u let jesus enter u?
    yes, are you a muslim
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    (Original post by jesusjessica)
    yes, are you a muslim
    what was it like when he came inside you?

    why do you ask?
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    Do the man who believes he is your father know he was cuckolded by a Swedish hippy?
 
 
 
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