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    For my tinder account plz
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    The worse the better
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    Are you a beaver? Cuz dammmm.

    Ey eyyy eyyyy

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    I have no life
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    I accidentally lost my number. Can I have yours?
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    anal
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    Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart
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    Please date me I am desperate

    I asked some random people on The Student Room for bad chat-up lines, so here they are.

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    Worst I can do, sorry :rofl:

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    (Original post by physicsamor)
    Are you a beaver? Cuz dammmm.

    Ey eyyy eyyyy

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    I accidentally lost my number. Can I have yours?
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    Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart
    😂 awful
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    "r u naked?"
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    For my tinder account plz
    Hi, I can't chat up girls for ****.
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    "Are you sat on a pile of sugar, because you've got a sweet arse"

    "Where are you from?
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    No, you're from Paradise"
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    you're so hot you denature all my enzymes
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    Hey babe, I last longer than a white crayon.....
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    There was a particular pick up line that guys used on me which they thought was MAD original

    "Are your legs nutella? 'Cause I wanna spread them" [insert ****boi emojis here]

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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    There was a particular pick up line that guys used on me which they thought was MAD original

    "Are your legs nutella? 'Cause I wanna spread them" [insert ****boi emojis here]

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    Nooooo 😂 Stop
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    Nooooo 😂 Stop
    I was cringing simply while typing it :rofl:
 
 
 
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