So you want to know what the stars have in store for you ? Well you have come to the right place Each day your astral destiny is foretold by expert astrologer Bear™. here are a few of the plaudits he has received for his services:
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so without further ado here are today's prognostications:
Aquarius June 23rd-August 19th
You find yourself at a loose end. Saturn will help you tie it up
Pisces December 1st-December 9th
Your dreamy nature lets you down. Again.
Libra December 10th-November 5th
Exciting developments. Romance beckons. But not for you.
Tourist April 20th-May 21rd
A beetle lodges in your right ear. You forget to watch Flog It !
Capricorn December 23rd-January 20st
Your caring side does not help you today.
Cancer June 21rd- July 34th
You take up smoking. How ironic.
Leo July 23rd- August 23st
You return your The Lion King video to blockbuster. But it has closed down.
Virgo August 23rd-August 24st
You pop your cherry. How ironic.
Scorpio October 23rd-October 45th
You sting your partner.
Gemini May 21st - June 21st
The postman brings you a knitting pattern for a onesie. Someone close to you eats banana yoghurt.
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If I was supposed to be born at the end of June (which would make me a Cancer) but ended up being born early in May (Gemini), does that make me a Cancer or a Gemini?
If I was supposed to be born at the end of June (which would make me a Cancer) but ended up being born early in May (Gemini), does that make me a Cancer or a Gemini?
And you will get a birth chart, read the birth chart and it tells you your karma. The chart that comes out is the D1 chart, but you need to look at the D1 and D9 together. There are various divisional charts for education, spouse, career etc.
The easiest thing you can look at is what nakshatra the moon is placed in. A nakshtra is a division of a zodiac sign. So there are 27 nakshatras across the entire zodiac. There are subdivisions of this as well called padas, you have 108 padas across the zodiac. 108 being the special number in hindium and buddhism as it represents everything.
And you will get a birth chart, read the birth chart and it tells you your karma. The chart that comes out is the D1 chart, but you need to look at the D1 and D9 together. There are various divisional charts for education, spouse, career etc.
The easiest thing you can look at is what nakshatra the moon is placed in. A nakshtra is a division of a zodiac sign. So there are 27 nakshatras across the entire zodiac. There are subdivisions of this as well called padas, you have 108 padas across the zodiac. 108 being the special number in hindium and buddhism as it represents everything.
Autobiography of a Yogi is the same book Steve Jobs read and re read every year of his life till he died. At his funeral, he gave a copy of this book to everyone present.
It is a fabulous book on spirituality, the only other book I recommend even more is The Bhagavad Gita.