Return of the Jedi Watch

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User 1951
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1) The government want more "faith-based" schools.
2) Thousands of people put their religion as Jedi on the census form.

Make way for

The Jedi College for Young Gentlemen No women No Sith Entities from off-planet welcome (see
range of fees)

We will of course be applying for state funding. We expect members of the Metropolitan Police to be
attracted by our school motto.

May the force be with you
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Stjohn
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No, thilly - that'th not for a fortnight yet !

Oh, and while we're on the subject, Happy Birthday, Ma'am

StJohn

P.S. as teachers I suppose we're ALL maxists !?
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Nick
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I visited the ART of STAR WARS exhibition in Edinburgh in the Easter Hols. It was excellent.

Nick
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Catty22
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Exuse me, dont mean to be rude, but there are women who know a thing or two about Star Wars, and may want to fight to attend this college.
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Ninath
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I have seen Star Wars a million times & I should have the qualifications to become a Jedi. (I can lift anything using the power of my mind.) So I think women should be allowed in.

However, I won't get angry about it as we all know anger leads to hate & hate leads to suffering.

May the force be with you...always.
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