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I want an emu

[video="youtube;ZdUoZJvdipA"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA[/video]

They are cutest. This will be me in 5 years. Provided they up the % of Stella to what it used to be.

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I want an alpaca or a kakapo :hoppy:
You won't be happy to hear about the Great Emu War (yes it is a real thing).
Original post by Meany Pie
You won't be happy to hear about the Great Emu War (yes it is a real thing).


I've read about that.

[video="youtube;Vb_dLEcA4fk"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb_dLEcA4fk[/video]

How could you slaughter such happiness.
Original post by hezzlington
How could you slaughter such happiness.


Quite easily with an automatic weapon, I bet they make a good roast.
Original post by Meany Pie
Quite easily with an automatic weapon, I bet they make a good roast.


Living up to the name.
I want doesn't get, no Siree! Gotta earn that emu Monsieur Hezzer :mmm:
Original post by queenofswords
I want an alpaca or a kakapo :hoppy:


Alpaca!! so it can spit on my frienemies:colonhash:
I mean surely a dog or something would suffice... no?

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don't be weird.
Original post by Meany Pie
You won't be happy to hear about the Great Emu War (yes it is a real thing).


Original post by Meany Pie
Quite easily with an automatic weapon, I bet they make a good roast.


You say that, but the emus won...
Original post by cbreef
You say that, but the emus won...


Only the first war, they had superior tactics
Original post by Meany Pie
Only the first war, they had superior tactics


How does an emu outsmart humans armed with Lewis guns exactly? Like... what?? :rofl:
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Original post by cbreef
How does an emu outsmart humans armed with Lewis MG's exactly? Like... what??


I have no idea to be quite honest, their effective range is about 800m
Original post by Meany Pie
I have no idea to be quite honest, their effective range is about 800m


Not bad for a WW1 era weapon...
Original post by cbreef
Not bad for a WW1 era weapon...


Still bullets at the end of the day. The Martini-Henry which was developed 40 years earlier had an effective range of 350m.
Original post by Meany Pie
Still bullets at the end of the day. The Martini-Henry which was developed 40 years earlier had an effective range of 350m.


Tankgewehr's better :biggrin:
Original post by hezzlington
I've read about that.

[video="youtube;Vb_dLEcA4fk"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb_dLEcA4fk[/video]

How could you slaughter such happiness.


I'd slaughter the boy...
Original post by cbreef
Tankgewehr's better :biggrin:


Only if you are a noob :h:
Original post by Meany Pie
Only if you are a noob :h:


Bruh... you get hit in the toe with that thing you're dead. Apparently it caused permanent shoulder disfigurement to some of its users - the recoil was that bad.

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