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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    Fantastic language is Hindu.

    Not surprised you didn't understand it. Not many people can
    I wonder how many doctors would understand you if you spoke to them in Sikh

    If they dont understand they are certainly in the wrong job 😂
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Lol experienced something similar bro. Few days ago I was flying back to Scotland from my holiday. In the plane I was speaking in Romanain with my mum and in English with my cousin. The guy next to me goes "Me and my wife were trying to guess what language you are originally speaking. It sounds Polish". Not only that but he later on in the convo reffered to my cousin as my "twin sister"...we look NOTHING alike lmao
    The twin sister part :rofl:
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    How many Andreas' does that teacher know that go to the mosque? 😂😂😂
    Ikr! The guy was a master troll tbh. One time we had to make a program that tells you the steps in making a cup of tea. I made a mistake in the steps and he goes "That's not how you make tea here, but is that how you make oriental tea?"😂😂😂
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    I'm still waiting for your phone to this day!
    shame, I burnt It
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    (Original post by kaushikp)
    I wonder how many doctors would understand you if you spoke to them in Sikh

    If they dont understand they are certainly in the wrong job 😂
    I don't know why people get so confused though. Either they think Indians speak Indian or Hindu.

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    By the way, I know Hindi is the correct language, I was just making a joke
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    Randomly during a pause in casual conversation with a friend they say 'your eyes are amazing'.

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    We were both straight guys. I wasn't sure what to make of it. After replying 'ok' and a pause we resumed talking about whatever.
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Ikr! The guy was a master troll tbh. One time we had to make a program that tells you the steps in making a cup of tea. I made a mistake in the steps and he goes "That's not how you make tea here, but is that how you make oriental tea?"😂😂😂
    Wtf.

    He basically sees you as a brown Chinese Muslim whose name is Andreas 😂😂😂
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    (Original post by IrrationalRoot)
    Randomly during a pause in casual conversation with a friend they say 'your eyes are amazing'.

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    We were both straight guys. I wasn't sure what to make of it. After replying 'ok' and a pause we resumed talking about whatever.

    Thought nothing of this until I read the spoiler. "We were both guys" hahah😂😂😂
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Thought nothing of this until I read the spoiler. "We were both guys" hahah😂😂😂
    That's why I mysteriously said 'they' XD.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    There's nothing at all special about my name though :lol: I think she was just trying to flirt but she was really bad at it, that's the only explanation I can think of.
    John.

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    Joking😂😂
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    I don't know why people get so confused though. Either they think Indians speak Indian or Hindu.

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    By the way, I know Hindi is the correct language, I was just making a joke

    But I thought the british speak british and the Canadians speak canadian??? 😂

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    I know I got the sarcasm :lol:
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    John.

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    Joking😂😂

    The name's Weybridge. John from Weybridge.
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    (Original post by kaushikp)
    But I thought the british speak british and the Canadians speak canadian??? 😂

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    I know I got the sarcasm :lol:

    That's not true though. They speak white.

    Meanwhile, in Pakistan, Muslim is the most popular language.
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    I was in class and was at a desk with two other people I didn't know very well. Anyway they were both having a heavy conversation and I was just doing my work when all of a sudden the girl turned around to me to ask me something and when I started speaking she interrupted me by saying: ' OMG YOU HAVE REALLY NICE TEETH'
    I replied: umm...haha... thanks
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    (Original post by lmaooome)
    mine is 5 letters yet people feel the need to invent new ones when pronouncing my name
    legit though- mine called a name made up by her for a year- i gave up correcting her

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    i relate to you sooo much omg
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    (Original post by IrrationalRoot)
    That's why I mysteriously said 'they' XD.
    Kinda reminds me of this time me and some friends were visting Rome. We were getting changed before leaving the hotel and one of them goes to me "Holy shít you got a really nice ass"...

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    Not even no homo could save him from that one😂😂
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Kinda reminds me of this time me and some friends were visting Rome. We were getting changed before leaving the hotel and one of them goes to me "Holy shít you got a really nice ass"...

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    Not even no homo could save him from that one😂😂

    I really hope he was joking lol. Though tbf most of the guys I knew at school would make weird jokes like that.
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    (Original post by lmaooome)
    mine is 5 letters yet people feel the need to invent new ones when pronouncing my name
    Mine is very simple to say - but god, the way people spell it you'd think they'd never been to school :lol:
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    (Original post by IrrationalRoot)
    I really hope he was joking lol. Though tbf most of the guys I knew at school would make weird jokes like that.
    That's the thing...he was being serious lol. Also one of the least gay people I know

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    Apart from this incident ofc😂
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    "I like how you drink water out your bottle, can you teach me?"

    How can I teach someone to drink water :rofl: I had a laughing fit when they asked me :lol:
 
 
 
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