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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    That's not true though. They speak white.

    Meanwhile, in Pakistan, Muslim is the most popular language.
    Really? wow! interesting. I wonder what they speak in Africa

    I'm sure I'm right in saying that in Israel they speak Jew and in America they speak Christian
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    That's not true though. They speak white.

    Meanwhile, in Pakistan, Muslim is the most popular language.
    your sarcasm :toofunny: you're hilarious omg
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    (Original post by kaushikp)
    Really? wow! interesting. I wonder what they speak in Africa

    I'm sure I'm right in saying that in Israel they speak Jew and in America they speak Christian
    I think they speak Guns in America
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    (Original post by kaushikp)
    Really? wow! interesting. I wonder what they speak in Africa

    I'm sure I'm right in saying that in Israel they speak Jew and in America they speak Christian
    In America they speak KFC!
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    Someone said this to me on the bus.

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    "Excuse me. You're very attractive."
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    I think they speak Guns in America
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    In America they speak KFC!
    I think America is bilingual. they have guns and kfc listed as their official languages.

    Any immigrant who refuses to integrate and learn those languages will be force fed kfc then shot with a Glock
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    (Original post by kaushikp)
    I think America is bilingual. they have guns and kfc listed as their official languages.

    Any immigrant who refuses to integrate and learn those languages will be force fed kfc then shot with a Glock
    "Shot with a Glock"

    Has a nice ring to it.
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    I went to Download Festival in 2012 when I was 15. I was in a crowd at one point in between bands playing and some guy near me randomly grabbed my arm and asked if I'd stolen his phone, threatening to squeeze/rip my balls off or something like that. I just said I didn't have it, turned my pocket out showing him my phone (which was a crappy Nokia at that point incidentally) and then we thankfully got separated lol.
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    I dont knoe but oncr a wpman in a mobility scooter randomly ran over my foot
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    (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
    I went to Download Festival in 2012 when I was 15. I was in a crowd at one point in between bands playing and some guy near me randomly grabbed my arm and asked if I'd stolen his phone, threatening to squeeze/rip my balls off or something like that. I just said I didn't have it, turned my pocket out showing him my phone (which was a crappy Nokia at that point incidentally) and then we thankfully got separated lol.
    Lmao this made laugh more than i should of
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    Not that random because I was working in a primary school and that day we were learning about the world, but some of the questions I got from the kids (4/5 years old) surprised me.

    'How does the moon get out?'
    'Why does it have to be dark?'

    Thought they were good questions!
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    A black man offered me and my friends some Quality Street chocolate out of a box at a McDonalds inside a shopping centre. He asked everyone else too.
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    (Original post by Skill Twix)
    Someone said this to me on the bus.

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    "Excuse me. You're very attractive."

    really?
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    legit though- mine called a name made up by her for a year- i gave up correcting her

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    i relate to you sooo much omg

    tthis one teacher was just off it she called my name wrong during the register I correct her and she's like oh ok and says it wrong again like are you highhh????


    same same b
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    (Original post by lmaooome)
    tthis one teacher was just off it she called my name wrong during the register I correct her and she's like oh ok and says it wrong again like are you highhh????


    same same b
    i gave up correcting them, it never worked fml
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    (Original post by AnIndianGuy)
    A black man offered me and my friends some Quality Street chocolate out of a box at a McDonalds inside a shopping centre. He asked everyone else too.
    Did you take some?
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Did you take some?
    No, he seemed mentally ill and obviously mamma told me not to take candy from strangers
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    (Original post by elforjg02)
    really?
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    Yes. It creeped me out tbh.

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    I took it as a joke
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    Some homeless person patted me on the shoulder a few years ago after I gave him some money and he urged me to become a barrister (because he had formerly been a judge).
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    That the whites of the inside of my eyes are really bright apparently.
 
 
 
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