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I had coitus 3 times today- AMA. Watch

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    curioussherlock is dat u
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    So his mansion has a private health fitness suite and spa attached to it. This is what occurred today.

    -We had coitus in his BMW (he picked me up in his car).

    -I orgasmed for the first time due to the pressure vents of the jacuzzi directly hitting the right 'spot'. (He has great crazy ideas clearly and he likes watching me).

    -Played around in the pool, he took off my bikini bottoms and had his way a little, the masculine confident sod he is. He's rather kinky.

    -Gave fellatio to him in the steam room and then went to the sauna. Rather utterly relaxing.

    -Had coitus twice in bed (5 positions). After-coitus talk involved (cuddling) extremely intellectual topics to silly nursery rhymes. We talked about his investments, skiing vs sky-diving (we disagreed), as well as fruits, rolling stones having brilliant songs. (He likes white walls?!! Meanwhile I like crimson red).

    I kind of have body dysmorphia (but I put up an act of modest confidence usually rather than displaying self-loathing). It alleviates when amongst other people. He said that I have a "gorgeous body" and that I'm a rare woman who has it all in life, that I'm "beautiful and sexy, but most of all intelligent and funny". He's great too.

    If I was able to allow myself to feel things, then he'd be a top candidate. He wants to date me but I'm trying to keep him as a friends with benefits, because I don't want to hurt him. I liked allowing myself to relax fully for once. I feel great.

    So you can ask more details about him and about me. AMA
    Wait a second...bothered to read this eventually and I know who you are now! Yeah you are probably not a virgin...but defo a bit curious nomsayin?
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    did u slytherin to bed with him by chance
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    Why did you bother making this crap up? Next


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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    "Coitus" lol
    Yes, the least sexy word for it.


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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Wait a second...bothered to read this eventually and I know who you are now! Yeah you are probably not a virgin...but defo a bit curious nomsayin?
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    curioussherlock is dat u
    Neither confirming nor denying... :p:D

    (Original post by chanel_666)
    did u slytherin to bed with him by chance
    I thought you're cool already, but now you've managed to fit cameras in the room secretly?! Damn girl! Dark web coming in handy ey...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Neither confirming nor denying... :p:D
    Is this another dream you had that you believe actually happened?
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    Why did you bother making this crap up? Next


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    You're such a killjoy, I've seen your posts and all you do is butt your nose in and provoke others unnecessarily. Does that soothe your own insecurities?

    If you think it's too crap, then why did you post on it to even say that, you've wasted your 'precious' time.

    I don't need to prove anything to you. Next.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    You're such a killjoy, I've seen your posts and all you do is butt your nose in and provoke others unnecessarily. Does that soothe your own insecurities?

    If you think it's too crap, then why did you post on it to even say that, you've wasted your 'precious' time.

    I don't need to prove anything to you. Next.
    I've touched a nerve. There's nothing wrong in having fantasies I suppose


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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    Is this another dream you had that you believe actually happened?
    If I pinky promise... Will that make a difference?


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    Lol it did happen


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    *pinky promise*
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    (Original post by YaliaV)
    I've touched a nerve. There's nothing wrong in having fantasies I suppose


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    She's not lying though man
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    If I pinky promise... Will that make a difference?


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    Lol it did happen




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    *pinky promise*

    If you say so
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    You're such a killjoy, I've seen your posts and all you do is butt your nose in and provoke others unnecessarily. Does that soothe your own insecurities?

    If you think it's too crap, then why did you post on it to even say that, you've wasted your 'precious' time.

    I don't need to prove anything to you. Next.
    Why are you getting so offended because YaliaV said your fan fiction stories are lies?

    I thought you were an edgy psychopath and that no one can hurt your feelings :emo:
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    Gave me a semi as you've described it all.

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    Why are you getting offended because YaliaV said your fan fiction stories are lies?

    I thought you were an edgy psychopath and that no one can hurt your feelings :emo:
    Again neither confirming nor denying.

    I'm not offended (and lol why would a random person hurt my feelings by not believing an anon post). I have accepted the title edgelord though, as given.

    It's just I don't really like his posts, so I'm not particularly taking care to be nice.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Again neither confirming nor denying.

    I'm not offended (and lol why would a random person hurt my feelings by not believing an anon post). I have accepted the title edgelord though, as given.

    It's just I don't really like his posts, so I'm not particularly taking care to be nice.
    Her. I'm glad I've made an impression anyway


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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Again neither confirming nor denying.

    I'm not offended (and lol why would a random person hurt my feelings by not believing an anon post). I have accepted the title edgelord though, as given.

    It's just I don't really like his posts, so I'm not particularly taking care to be nice.
    This ain't really anon anymore though😂
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    She's not lying though man
    Burrito for the win
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Burrito for the win
    Got your back.

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    I remember you asked me if you should go for this, when I heard jacuzzi I just knew lol


 
 
 
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