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    i was told that if you were sitting on the side of the road with a bottle of dr pepper that a guy would come in a car and try to steal it from you.
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    you mean all these years i've sat along the m65 the dr pepper fairy's dont exist????
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    In response to pulling faces, I was told my face would stick like that


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    That my eyes would pop out if I kept picking my nose...20 years down the line I still have my eyes
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    (Original post by VickyP1)
    i was told that if you were sitting on the side of the road with a bottle of dr pepper that a guy would come in a car and try to steal it from you.
    If a grown man offers you sweets, there's probably more in his van...
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    Santa is real.
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    Girls have cooties!
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    My year 1 teacher told us that a child didn't listen to the teacher on a school trip to the zoo and got slowly eaten by a tiger, starting from the toes and working its way up until it had eaten the whole child. My teacher had to flush what was left, in a plastic bag, down the toilet, but he had to be flushed down the boys' toilet which she of course wasn't allowed in, so she had to lean into the boys' bathroom to flush his remains down the toilet with one foot still standing outside in the corridor.

    I was 6 and fully believed her.
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    (Original post by apeshit007)
    Simply " Go to sleep before you I KNOCK YOU THE FCK OUT"
    Sounds like child abuse
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    If a grown man offers you sweets, there's probably more in his van...
    He's also probably

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    Eating carrots will make me see in the dark.

    So much for that, I wear glasses now.
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    He's also probably

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    Does this mean that Santa's reindeer, Prancer, is a paedo? 😂😂😂
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Sounds like child abuse
    I was kidding bro, don't take that seriously
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    That I'd get my older sister's en suite bedroom when it was my turn.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Eating carrots will make me see in the dark.

    So much for that, I wear glasses now.
    Hahaha same


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