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    (Original post by FakeNewsEditor)
    I just ate like 500gr of pasta with meatballs so I think I know what it feels like.
    For a short while though.
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    (Original post by TheAlchemistress)
    For a short while though.
    Lel. Not even, it's not like women grow babies in their stomachs :rofl:.
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    (Original post by FakeNewsEditor)
    Lel. Not even, it's not like women grow babies in their stomachs :rofl:.
    I once ate so much I couldn't walk, I was like to my friends 'I feel pregnant'.
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    (Original post by eden3)
    • naturally have more testosterone
    • more testosterone means I can build muscle more easily/quickly than females
    • my junk doesn't bleed once a month
    • don't have to sit down to pee
    • can't get pregnant
    • can grow a dench beard
    • men (generally) physically stronger and more athletic due to hormonal differences highlighted in the aforementioned points
    • don't have to wear make-up, can get ready in 2 minutes
    • don't have to waste £££ on stupid **** like make-up and high heels
    • it's okay if I'm topless in public
    • men tend to make more money
    I don't wear make up or heels. It's not like it is mandatory just because you're female.
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    (Original post by eden3)
    • naturally have more testosterone
    • more testosterone means I can build muscle more easily/quickly than females
    • my junk doesn't bleed once a month
    • don't have to sit down to pee
    • can't get pregnant
    • can grow a dench beard
    • men (generally) physically stronger and more athletic due to hormonal differences highlighted in the aforementioned points
    • don't have to wear make-up, can get ready in 2 minutes
    • don't have to waste £££ on stupid **** like make-up and high heels
    • it's okay if I'm topless in public
    • men tend to make more money

    * Testosterone literally kills men. Men die quicker because of testosterone.
    * If someone gently tapped your nuts in a fight you'll be on the floor.
    * Make up is optional, it's not something women are forced to do. Some men wear make up and heels
    * No, you're a douche if you take your top off in public (unless you're in a beach). But, you're right that it is more socially acceptable for men.


    Just wanted to put this out there. But you're right that men have (and always had) a more advantageous life.
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    dench beard, dench body, dench mind.
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    (Original post by TheAlchemistress)
    It's true, he is born a man, but biological he was born with ovaries. So his body is a female, but on the outside he is a guy.
    The he's neither a male nor a female. He has a medical condition that wasn't spotted because of his country's **** healthcare. In an optimal healthcare system, it would've been known right after birth and his parents told about it while doctors giving them the option of whether they want them to become a boy or a girl.

    Point is, Men can't get pregnant. FACT
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    Living in a western country in 2017 I think it's more advantageous to be female than male tbh..
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    (Original post by ANM775)
    Living in a western country in 2017 I think it's more advantageous to be female than male tbh..
    With the law maybe, but not in society. Men still hold the advantage.
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    (Original post by Dominator1)
    With the law maybe, but not in society. Men still hold the advantage.

    Women's ability to take advantage of the ever increasing conveyor belt of thirsty men gives them a significant edge IMO. You can live a very comfortable life and not even have to work if you are female and are willing to sell your used underwear to thirsty men or start doing cam shows from your bedroom ... Etc etc

    Look around TSR, for the most part if someone is sucking up to someone it's pretty much always a male sucking up to a female.

    Men in general might have more power in society (positions) but an individual females ability to get men to bend to her will gives her an edge IMO.
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    (Original post by Ella-keturah)
    I don't wear make up or heels. It's not like it is mandatory just because you're female.
    (Original post by Dominator1)
    * Testosterone literally kills men. Men die quicker because of testosterone.
    * If someone gently tapped your nuts in a fight you'll be on the floor.
    * Make up is optional, it's not something women are forced to do. Some men wear make up and heels
    * No, you're a douche if you take your top off in public (unless you're in a beach). But, you're right that it is more socially acceptable for men.


    Just wanted to put this out there. But you're right that men have (and always had) a more advantageous life.
    yeah those are good points. This thread wasn't made to be taken seriously BTW, I was just hella bored at like 2 AM :lol:
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    dench beard, dench body, dench mind.
    you smot, u loyal... shameful_burrito
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    (Original post by eden3)
    yeah those are good points. This thread wasn't made to be taken seriously BTW, I was just hella bored at like 2 AM :lol:


    you smot, u loyal... shameful_burrito
    U grapefruit. I appreciate you😂
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    What does it feel like having boobs?

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    Boobs are divine

    How very ungentlemanly of you to ask, a topic not ventured into in polite society :afraid:

    But it is TSR :mmm: (clearly not a very polite society), so it feels like having two prominences located on the upper ventral region of the torso.


    (Original post by UnknownRoyalist)
    I'm glad you understood what I was getting at lol

    And nope. The vast majority of guys are though, unfortunately
    Have you been manipulated previously in a relationship? Did you learn to recognise it? :holmes:
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    (Original post by CuriousSherlock)
    How very ungentlemanly of you to ask, a topic not ventured into in polite society :afraid:

    But it is TSR :mmm: (clearly not a very polite society), so it feels like having two prominences located on the upper ventral region of the torso.




    Have you been manipulated previously in a relationship? Did you learn to recognise it? :holmes:
    No and no. I just have my head screwed on properly
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    (Original post by TheAlchemistress)
    I once ate so much I couldn't walk, I was like to my friends 'I feel pregnant'.
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    all kinds of pregnant action....
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    (Original post by eden3)
    all kinds of pregnant action....
    What?
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    (Original post by eden3)
    all kinds of pregnant action....
    Nice hodge twins reference there
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    Ignorance is bliss

    And you don't have periods
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    (Original post by eden3)
    • naturally have more testosterone
    • more testosterone means I can build muscle more easily/quickly than females
    • my junk doesn't bleed once a month
    • don't have to sit down to pee
    • can't get pregnant
    • can grow a dench beard
    • men (generally) physically stronger and more athletic due to hormonal differences highlighted in the aforementioned points
    • don't have to wear make-up, can get ready in 2 minutes
    • don't have to waste £££ on stupid **** like make-up and high heels
    • it's okay if I'm topless in public
    • men tend to make more money
    You forgot to mention *being a D I'd trade my gender for an opposite anytime
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    (Original post by ForgetMe)
    You forgot to mention *being a D I'd trade my gender for an opposite anytime
    what? :lolwut:
 
 
 
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