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    Watching girls drive, if you're driving a certain way, I don't want nothin' to ****in' do with you right off the bat.

    Now, if you've got your hand on 10 and your hand on 2, and your eyes are glued to the road, and you're constantly moving your arms, and when you talk you keep looking forward, you can't even look away for a SECOND - man, you're uptight; you're ****ing boring; uuhhh... you know, you're not a go-getter; you're just... you know... you're just someone that's not fun to be with, you know what I mean?

    Then you've got the girl that's just kicked back, driving with one hand, talking on the phone, you know, eatin' her ****in' almonds, talking to ya, laughing - that's what I'm talking about, that's a good time right there, right off the bat.

    A or B? B, for sure.

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    Will you still like B after you're both dead due to road safety negligence?

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    I'm sorry Nothing wrong with masochistic desires.

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    (Original post by CuriousSherlock)
    Will you still like B after you're dead due to road safety negligence?
    Whatever it takes!
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    The smaller your balls are, the bigger your ****ing **** looks!
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Watching girls drive, if you're driving a certain way, I don't want nothin' to ****in' do with you right off the bat.

    Now, if you've got your hand on 10 and your hand on 2, and your eyes are glued to the road, and you're constantly moving your arms, and when you talk you keep looking forward, you can't even look away for a SECOND - man, you're uptight; you're ****ing boring; uuhhh... you know, you're not a go-getter; you're just... you know... you're just someone that's not fun to be with, you know what I mean?

    Then you've got the girl that's just kicked back, driving with one hand, talking on the phone, you know, eatin' her ****in' almonds, talking to ya, laughing - that's what I'm talking about, that's a good time right there, right off the bat.

    A or B? B, for sure.

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    Remembered that vid lol
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    I can't see what's in your spoiler but this was lolsy
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    I read this over like 3 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say.
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    Woody is the type of guy to take a protein shake after having sex before the anabolic window closes
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    (Original post by Angry Bird)
    Woody is the type of guy to take a protein shake after having sex before the anabolic window closes
    Lmao :rofl:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Watching girls drive, if you're driving a certain way, I don't want nothin' to ****in' do with you right off the bat.

    Now, if you've got your hand on 10 and your hand on 2, and your eyes are glued to the road, and you're constantly moving your arms, and when you talk you keep looking forward, you can't even look away for a SECOND - man, you're uptight; you're ****ing boring; uuhhh... you know, you're not a go-getter; you're just... you know... you're just someone that's not fun to be with, you know what I mean?

    Then you've got the girl that's just kicked back, driving with one hand, talking on the phone, you know, eatin' her ****in' almonds, talking to ya, laughing - that's what I'm talking about, that's a good time right there, right off the bat.

    A or B? B, for sure.

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    Shoop ahhhh. Good f***ng morning goddammit. She also has to not drive a motherf**in Prius or else Imma take her out and knock the s***t outta her.
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    (Original post by Angry Bird)
    Woody is the type of guy to take a protein shake after having sex before the anabolic window closes
    Going catabolic is no joke, bro.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    The smaller your balls are, the bigger your ****ing **** looks!
    Are you 5:1 brotha?
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Shoop ahhhh. Good f***ng morning goddammit. She also has to not drive a motherf**in Prius or else Imma take her out and knock the s***t outta her.
    PRSOM mother****er, Prius drivers drive too ****ing slowly.
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Are you 5:1 brotha?
    My ball are 5% SMALLER than my ****.
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    (Original post by Emerald7770)
    I read this over like 3 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say.
    I'm trying to say, that meeting girl B is THE perfect ****ing scenario, God dammit!
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Watching girls drive, if you're driving a certain way, I don't want nothin' to ****in' do with you right off the bat.

    Now, if you've got your hand on 10 and your hand on 2, and your eyes are glued to the road, and you're constantly moving your arms, and when you talk you keep looking forward, you can't even look away for a SECOND - man, you're uptight; you're ****ing boring; uuhhh... you know, you're not a go-getter; you're just... you know... you're just someone that's not fun to be with, you know what I mean?

    Then you've got the girl that's just kicked back, driving with one hand, talking on the phone, you know, eatin' her ****in' almonds, talking to ya, laughing - that's what I'm talking about, that's a good time right there, right off the bat.

    A or B? B, for sure.

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    (Original post by boredom101)
    are you trying to die?
    Whatever it takes! Only 5% dead inside
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    After every workout I do in the gym (12+ times per day), I tie the biggest dumbbell I can find to my **** to make it hang lower than my balls. Whatever it takes
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    (Original post by Boredom101)
    Are you trying to die?
    Man, ya know, don't ****in' talk to me, I'm ****in'... I'm here to die, I'm not here to talk...
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Whatever it takes! Only 5% dead inside
    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Man, ya know, don't ****in' talk to me, I'm ****in'... I'm here to die, I'm not here to talk...
    I hope your funerals don't cost a fortune
 
 
 
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