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    (Original post by TheFarmerLad)
    After every workout I do in the gym (12+ times per day), I tie the biggest dumbbell I can find to my **** to make it hang lower than my balls. Whatever it takes
    8 hour **** workouts goddammit. **** getting bigger by the day
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    (Original post by TheFarmerLad)
    After every workout I do in the gym (12+ times per day), I tie the biggest dumbbell I can find to my **** to make it hang lower than my balls. Whatever it takes
    Doing whatever it takes by doing the 8 hour **** workout. 5%ers, ****ing stand up!
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    (Original post by Boredom101)
    I hope your funerals don't cost a fortune
    Coffin is gonna be big as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Coffin is gonna be big as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
    Yeah yeah, got to fit the hench muscles in bro
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Doing whatever it takes by doing the 8 hour **** workout. 5%ers, ****ing stand up!
    Kill that sh** brotha! Injecting 3CC's of synthol straight into the **** head
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    I want what he's having!
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    8 hour **** workouts goddammit. **** getting bigger by the day
    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Doing whatever it takes by doing the 8 hour **** workout. 5%ers, ****ing stand up!
    Sometimes I do it with a lighter weight for more time under tension. Gotta confuse the ****, right babe?
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    If your name is chris, I'll give you a damn lap dance while driving


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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    The smaller your balls are, the bigger your ****ing **** looks!
    That's an interesting point :rofl:
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    (Original post by Boredom101)
    I hope your funerals don't cost a fortune
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    (Original post by butfirst_coffee)
    I want what he's having!
    You want my 30 day cycle plan? I'll give it to you, but it's ****ing CRAZY, do NOT do what I'm doing because, I always have to overdo everything.
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    (Original post by butfirst_coffee)
    If your name is chris, I'll give you a damn lap dance while driving


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    (Original post by TheFarmerLad)
    Sometimes I do it with a lighter weight for more time under tension. Gotta confuse the ****, right babe?
    It's all about feeling the contractions, and getting the blood into it.
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    (Original post by TheFarmerLad)
    Sometimes I do it with a lighter weight for more time under tension. Gotta confuse the ****, right babe?
    Yep. As long as you're chugging 2L of olive oil a day, so carbs don't even f***ing count goddammit. Motherf***n Ketooo!
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    You want my 30 day cycle plan? I'll give it to you, but it's ****ing CRAZY, do NOT do what I'm doing because, I always have to overdo everything.
    They told me Rich you got motherf***in skin cancer, you need to stop cycling so much or else you'll die. That's straight up ****ing bs. The tumour is only 95% spread throughout the body
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    You piana's are going to bring forward the thirsty ones who don't understand the reference lol!
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
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    my ****... yes, my ****
    But does your **** hang lower than your balls?
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    They told me Rich you got motherf***in skin cancer, you need to stop cycling so much or else you'll die. That's straight up ****ing bs. The tumour is only 95% spread throughout the body
    Just cut the mother****er out!!
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    You piana's are going to bring forward the thirsty ones who don't understand the reference lol!
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