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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    I think it deserves a thread on its own 😂
    Possibly even placed on the hall of fame 😂
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    Here are some real rhymes for all you poem lovers. It's about two guys arguing.

    I'm the founder, this is my thread.
    Post a crap rap and get a fist to the head.

    You threaten me and you'll be dead It's past your bedtime so go to bed

    I'll go to bed thinking
    How the mandem be linking
    Tomorrow night
    After our fight
    When i win
    Puttin you in that bin

    What was that din
    Sounded so bad it must be a sin
    I tell you get in the bin
    For real rapping ain't your ting.

    You're trying to rap, but know you can't beat me.
    That is because my rhymes are beastly.
    I'm the teacher, this is my class.
    Take a seat now before I drop you on your ass.

    You think you're slick, your rap ain't sh**.
    I dream fire; feel my desire while I spit this fire. When I make it rain, they tell me to go higher. Who cares what you say, I still look flyer.

    Oh come on burrito, you know you can't rap. if I saw you in person, I'd need someone to hold me back - I'm ruthless. once I'm done with you, you'll be left toothless.

    Money in the bank tend to disagree
    Ain't nobody dare f***in with me
    Been in the game for longer than 2Pac Meanwhile you there just selling some cheap crack

    Oh dear lord, that rap was the worst
    You're mum liked the crack though, whilst I filled hers.
    If you couldn't tell, I'm winning this battle.
    This is no luck game, this ain't no raffle.

    Is that how its is den?
    This ting thinks he flyer than them men
    Lemme tell you boo
    You aint gotta clue
    This peng ting walking circles round me
    Got me saying finally
    His joo be in my mouth
    As he goes down south
    And ahhhh that feeling aint no sh*t
    And i can tell you boo, he lit

    The end.

    Credits go to JordLndr, shameful_burrito, dat.sour.ting, and of course SGHD26716.
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    We are lyrical geniuses.
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    (Original post by JordLndr)
    Possibly even placed on the hall of fame 😂
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    Doesn't look right here though. It's too good.
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    (Original post by JordLndr)
    Possibly even placed on the hall of fame 😂
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    Doesn't look right here though. It's too good.
    This. Needs its own thread called "Tsr best raps of all time"
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    This. Needs its own thread called "Tsr best raps of all time"
    JordLndr


    I'm thinking of putting it in a thread called:
    "Will this rap get me and my crew girls?"

    Of course in the relationships forum
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    JordLndr


    I'm thinking of putting it in a thread called:
    "Will this rap get me and my crew girls?"

    Of course in the relationships forum
    We're gunna be pulling left, right and centre. No doubt about that 😂
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    I'm thinking of putting it in a thread called:
    "Will this rap get me and my crew girls?"

    Of course in the relationships forum
    Yeah man! PRSOM you gotta do it😂😂😂
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    (Original post by JordLndr)
    We're gunna be pulling left, right and centre. No doubt about that 😂
    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Yeah man! PRSOM you gotta do it😂😂😂
    Right. I'm doing it. Bare with me. 😂😂😂
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    Do not go gentle into that good night, by Dylan Thomas

    Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
    Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
    Because their words had forked no lightning they
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
    Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
    And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
    Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    And you, my father, there on the sad height,
    Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
    studied this at GCSE, one of my favourites
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    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
    All mimsy were the borogoves
    and the momeraths outgrabe.

    ''Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jub-Jub Bird, and shun
    the frumious Bandersnatch!''

    He took his vorpal sword in hand.
    Long time his manxome foe he sought.
    Then rested he, by the Tum-Tum tree,
    and stood a while in thought.

    And as in uffish thought he stood,
    the Jabberwock, with eyes like flame
    came whiffling through the tulgey wood
    and burbled as it came.

    One-two! One-two! And through and through!
    That vorpal sword went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
    he went gallumphing back.

    ''And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    Calloo! Callay! Oh frabjous day!''
    he chortled in his joy.

    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    and the momeraths outgrabe.

    omg i know the first verse of this off by heart
    my grandad used to say it all the time hahaha
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    omg i know the first verse of this off by heart
    my grandad used to say it all the time hahaha
    Huh - either we have the same grandad, or grandads everywhere have a few things in common.
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    Don't Quit

    When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,*
    when the road you're trudging seems all uphill,*
    when the funds are low and the debts are high,*
    and you want to smile but you have to sigh,*
    when care is pressing you down a bit - rest if you must, but don't you quit.*

    Life is queer with its twists and turns.*
    As everyone of us sometimes learns.*
    And many a fellow turns about when he might have won had he stuck it out.*
    Don't give up though the pace seems slow - you may succeed with another blow.*
    Often the goal is nearer than it seems to a faint and faltering man;*

    Often the struggler has given up when he might have captured the victor's cup;*
    and he learned too late when the night came down,*
    how close he was to the golden crown.*

    Success is failure turned inside out - the silver tint of the clouds of doubt,*
    and when you never can tell how close you are,*
    it may be near when it seems afar;*
    so stick to the fight when you're hardest hit - it's when things seem worst, you must not quit.

    by Edgar Albert Guest
 
 
 
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