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    I don't want to be a 22 year old virgin anymore so someone give me any advice or techniques to help me to get a girl at nightclub to have sex with me because every time I go out every girl I try to talk to just blantaly ignores me. I've got autism so it's harder for me to communicate normally.
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    qasim_96 elforjg02 ClearSky Hook, line and sinker.
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    Don't be desperate to get laid, it's just really unattractive.

    Perhaps don't go to a club, you need to meet new friends and from meeting friends you'll meet girls too.
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    (Original post by AryanGh)
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    After seeing these threads the only place I want to lay is on a train track.
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    Have you tried asking nicely?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I don't want to be a 22 year old virgin anymore so someone give me any advice or techniques to help me to get a girl at nightclub to have sex with me because every time I go out every girl I try to talk to just blantaly ignores me. I've got autism so it's harder for me to communicate normally.
    Hire a prostitute and don't tell anyone.

    It's not illegal as far as I know and you're not exactly missing out on a romantic experience if you just want to **** someone in a nightclub.

    Alternatively tinders probably the second easiest way.
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    I'll hook you up
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    (Original post by Cubone-r)
    Have tried asking nicely?
    looool imagine if it worked like that :rofl:


    "hey there, may I please stick my mushroom tip DEEP INSIIIIIIIIDE yo MAWF?"
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    (Original post by eden3)
    looool imagine if it worked like that :rofl:


    "hey there, may I please stick my mushroom tip DEEP INSIIIIIIIIDE yo MAWF?"

    :rofl: "Hey there, you a PRETTY YOUNG THANG. Would you like to SUCK ME AWF?
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    (Original post by qasim_96)
    :rofl: "Hey there, you a PRETTY YOUNG THANG. Would you like to SUCK ME AWF?
    :rofl: :rofl: "Ay I was wonderin if you could please do me a favour.... and let me bust DEEEEP INSIIIIIIIDE yo sweet walls"
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I don't want to be a 22 year old virgin anymore so someone give me any advice or techniques to help me to get a girl at nightclub to have sex with me because every time I go out every girl I try to talk to just blantaly ignores me. I've got autism so it's harder for me to communicate normally.
    Prostitute parlor
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    (Original post by eden3)
    :rofl: :rofl: "Ay I was wonderin if you could please do me a favour.... and let me bust DEEEEP INSIIIIIIIDE yo sweet walls"

    :rofl: "Would you like to suck my SWOLE mushroom tip?"
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    (Original post by AryanGh)
    qasim_96 elforjg02 ClearSky Hook, line and sinker.
    Here we go again :facepalm:
    Lmaooo I thought TSR had calmed down - clearly not :lol:
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    (Original post by ClearSky)
    Here we go again :facepalm:
    Lmaooo I thought TSR had calmed down - clearly not :lol:
    No one is sober here.
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    (Original post by Cubone-r)
    Have you tried asking nicely?
    Seriously, brah. You'd be surprised how often it works.
 
 
 
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