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    As title says.

    -Height
    -Muscularity
    -Health

    Most men barely have 1 of these.
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    I see you've seen my previous post

    Unfortunately no, I have a blunt jawline, 5ft 10 in height, only like 14-15% bf too so no Adonis
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    LMAO OP is obviously a beta male guy pretending to be female.

    I'm an Alpha male.

    And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?

    Yeah, I'm ****ing her.

    The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

    Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.

    The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

    Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?




    And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to *** on her face before you get those lips near it.

    And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.




    And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the *** out of my ****, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my *** from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

    And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.
    TLDR, I'm female.
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    (Original post by Superior Femina)
    As title says.

    -Height
    -Muscularity
    -Health

    Most men barely have 1 of these.
    2/3... no bad
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    LMAO OP is obviously a beta male guy pretending to be female.

    I'm an Alpha male.

    And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?

    Yeah, I'm ****ing her.

    The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

    Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.

    The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

    Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?




    And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to *** on her face before you get those lips near it.

    And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.




    And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the *** out of my ****, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my *** from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

    And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.
    Classic copy pasta! Why go on anon though?😂
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    I'm 6'3. Jawline so sharp you could slice a finger off, and although not very muscly, I have about 10% body fat, with reasonable muscles.
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    (Original post by Superior Femina)
    As title says.

    -Height
    -Muscularity
    -Health

    Most men barely have 1 of these.
    So, what are you gonna do about it?
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    2/3, decent
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    (Original post by Superior Femina)
    As title says.

    -Height
    -Muscularity
    -Health

    Most men barely have 1 of these.
    Certainly fail on the veg slicing, but I could grate them on my stubble - and make a decent hand of cooking them afterwards, which outweighs multiple failings :cookie:
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    No, but I can rap.
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    (Original post by MrIso)
    2/3, decent
    Your avatar suggests otherwise..
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    (Original post by JordLndr)
    Your avatar suggests otherwise..
    :rofl: I got health and height at least allow it fam.
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    sometimes i use my jawline to scratch my elbow
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    If you do find this Adonis on TSR, what are you going to do about it? Ask him out?
    Why is your name Superior Femina?
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    (Original post by JordLndr)
    Your avatar suggests otherwise..
    Y u so savage bruv😂😂😂
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Y u so savage bruv😂😂😂
    It's that rapper lifestyle, it's taking over.
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    (Original post by JordLndr)
    Your avatar suggests otherwise..
    True, harsh but true.
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    (Original post by JordLndr)
    Your avatar suggests otherwise..
    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Y u so savage bruv😂😂😂
    Bloody brilliant.

    We've pulled one more btw 😂
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    (Original post by Superior Femina)
    As title says.

    -Height
    -Muscularity
    -Health

    Most men barely have 1 of these.
    I'm not quite up there with the 6'5 crew I will have to settle with the 6'3 boys.

    I don't have the jawline either, but my cheekbones are pretty sharp
 
 
 
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