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    I'm the founder, this is my thread.
    Post a crap rap and get a fist to the head.

    You threaten me and you'll be dead
    It's past your bedtime so go to bed

    I'll go to bed thinking
    How the mandem be linking
    Tomorrow night
    After our fight
    When i win
    Puttin you in that bin

    What was that din
    Sounded so bad it must be a sin
    I tell you get in the bin
    For real rapping ain't your ting.

    You're trying to rap, but know you can't beat me.
    That is because my rhymes are beastly.
    I'm the teacher, this is my class.
    Take a seat now before I drop you on your ass.

    You think you're slick, your rap ain't sh**.
    I dream fire; feel my desire while I spit this fire. When I make it rain, they tell me to go higher. Who cares what you say, I still look flyer.

    Oh come on burrito, you know you can't rap. if I saw you in person, I'd need someone to hold me back - I'm ruthless. once I'm done with you, you'll be left toothless.

    Money in the bank tend to disagree
    Ain't nobody dare f***in with me
    Been in the game for longer than 2Pac Meanwhile you there just selling some cheap crack

    Oh dear lord, that rap was the worst
    You're mum liked the crack though, whilst I filled hers.
    If you couldn't tell, I'm winning this battle.
    This is no luck game, this ain't no raffle.

    Is that how its is den?
    This ting thinks he flyer than them men
    Lemme tell you boo
    You aint gotta clue
    This peng ting walking circles round me
    Got me saying finally
    His joo be in my mouth
    As he goes down south
    And ahhhh that feeling aint no sh*t
    And i can tell you boo, he lit

    The end.

    Credits go to JordLndr, shameful_burrito, dat.sour.ting and myself

    How would you rate it and will we pull?
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    I'm the founder, this is my thread.
    Post a crap rap and get a fist to the head.

    You threaten me and you'll be dead
    It's past your bedtime so go to bed

    I'll go to bed thinking
    How the mandem be linking
    Tomorrow night
    After our fight
    When i win
    Puttin you in that bin

    What was that din
    Sounded so bad it must be a sin
    I tell you get in the bin
    For real rapping ain't your ting.

    You're trying to rap, but know you can't beat me.
    That is because my rhymes are beastly.
    I'm the teacher, this is my class.
    Take a seat now before I drop you on your ass.

    You think you're slick, your rap ain't sh**.
    I dream fire; feel my desire while I spit this fire. When I make it rain, they tell me to go higher. Who cares what you say, I still look flyer.

    Oh come on burrito, you know you can't rap. if I saw you in person, I'd need someone to hold me back - I'm ruthless. once I'm done with you, you'll be left toothless.

    Money in the bank tend to disagree
    Ain't nobody dare f***in with me
    Been in the game for longer than 2Pac Meanwhile you there just selling some cheap crack

    Oh dear lord, that rap was the worst
    You're mum liked the crack though, whilst I filled hers.
    If you couldn't tell, I'm winning this battle.
    This is no luck game, this ain't no raffle.

    Is that how its is den?
    This ting thinks he flyer than them men
    Lemme tell you boo
    You aint gotta clue
    This peng ting walking circles round me
    Got me saying finally
    His joo be in my mouth
    As he goes down south
    And ahhhh that feeling aint no sh*t
    And i can tell you boo, he lit

    The end.

    Credits go to JordLndr, shameful_burrito, dat.sour.ting and myself

    How would you rate it and will we pull?
    Wow Eminem is that you??
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    (Original post by langlitz)
    Wow Eminem is that you??
    The level of disrespect. There's 4 of us *cough*
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    jheez what a girl magnet!!!
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    (Original post by ImagineCats)
    jheez what a girl magnet!!!
    You really think so?????

    We did it guys. 😂😂😂
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    A few chavs from the slum neighbourhood will be interested.
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    (Original post by ImagineCats)
    jheez what a girl magnet!!!
    You interested? hmu baby cakes x
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    (Original post by Superior Femina)
    A few chavs from the slum neighbourhood will be interested.
    But our target audience is people from Kensington
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    Allow it, save some girls for the rest of us :rofl: :rofl:
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    You really think so?????

    We did it guys. 😂😂😂
    Of course, we have more bars than Ibiza.
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    (Original post by JordLndr)
    Of course, we have more bars than Ibiza.
    😂😂😂
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    (Original post by Superior Femina)
    A few chavs from the slum neighbourhood will be interested.
    We'll take anything we can get xo
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    But our target audience is people from Kensington
    'Raps' won't cut it. Try harder. Maybe poetry.
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    You'll get all the TSR girls.
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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    We'll take anything we can get xo
    Woah woah, we need to act like we get bare b*tchez, play it cool my guy.
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    LOL 😂

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    (Original post by JordLndr)
    Woah woah, we need to act like we get bare b*tchez, play it cool my guy.
    Good advice. Hide the 'thirst'. Play hard to get.
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    (Original post by chanel_666)
    LOL 😂

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    Are you aroused by the rap?
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    You smart, you real smart.
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    (Original post by Superior Femina)
    Good advice. Hide the 'thirst'. Play hard to get.
    Nah nah we're only thirsty because of all the fire we have to spit.
 
 
 
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