Probably as outrageous as Theresa May and her wheat fields but;
1. In primary school we were all sitting around a teacher while she was speaking. (Not the foggiest idea about what, but given it was primary school probably a story or something.) then boy sitting in front of her proceeded to vomit all over her.
2. Was in about year 8 or something in English class that would never shut up. One day decent teacher lost it at one of the trouble-maker students and while shouting at him to leave the class, he pointed at him. Merely pointed at him. -> Reported and fired for "poking".
3. Boy (from the same English class coincidentally) stabbed another boy on the ass with a compass; he had to go to hospital. Managed to make it into the local newspaper.
4. Was chilling in playground in highschool with friends. Another group from year younger came over and proceeded to nonchalantly empty their bottle of aloe vera water onto friend's boyfriend. Stood their and took it like a plant.
5. Wasn't in unfortunately but apparently a pigeon managed to fly into the canteen and drove the entire room into hysterics
6. I cutout a photograph of our headteacher from a newspaper and a friend got him to put his signature on it. I had a signed photo of my headteacher.
7. Someone photoshopped an ******* of a boy's face onto a frog and stuck it around school. "Ribbit boy" is still on a bin to this day.
8. I almost got beaten up for trying to throw a ball into a net, missed, and hitting the girl underneath the net on the head. That was a fun jog around school.
Probably so many more... that school... XD