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    we were in year 8 and there was one girl who was a right b1tch and she always fooled around in maths and one day she flicked ink onto another students forehead.the teacher was like what happened?! the student said I accidentally flicked ink (which was a lie) and then he SHOUTED DONT GIVE ME THATSH1T YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRL weeks later he was fired eek
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    Watching the level 2 Hair & Beauty kids cut (devastate) the hair of terrified looking volunteers in the atrium
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    In year 10/11 , there were a bunch of people in my class who had a lighter and deodorant and they sprayed it on the table in a small line and literally set it on FIRE and then quickly blew it out each time the teach walked around. To this day no one ever found out they did this every lesson and I have no clue how 😳
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    One year, an RS teacher took a fancy to me... spent the whole of year 9 avoiding his "private meetings" to "discuss my progress". In the end of year exam, I missed out half the questions and still ended up with 96%... He left the next year.
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    First year of uni, 3 economics people lived in my house so they had a economics party. During the party, I went use the toilet and one of the girls from economics was crouched down with her very tight bodycon dress pulled up in our shower, peeing. I was thinking "theres a toilet right there? Why not use that?" - I think she (or someone else) might have been sick in it later that night too.

    She was very attractive until then ^ :lol:

    Someone took a dump in a urinal at my secondary school once :puke:
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    I sat behind some girl in my lecture last year and she opened her laptop which she'd obviously been using before coming to class, and she had a tab open with a google search that said "licorice shoved up ass".

    That was literally the last time I remember seeing that girl as well, which makes it even stranger

    I know a few people who got drunk in the back of their lecture hall as well.
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    One of my English teachers threw a desk across the classroom when I was like 13. His logic was that doing this would portray the emotion of anger of something, idk, he was a complete nutjob.

    So he throws this pretty large desk across the front of the class and it hits another desk, and snaps it. So... yeah... :dontknow: That was a fun day. I think he had a hard time explaining that to his superiors. :rofl:
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    the most strangest things i've ever seen at school would be watching my sub english teacher scream and swear at a cardboard cut out of Barack Obama or seeing a boy in my year literally take a sh*t in a bin in the technology block. Disturbing stuff.
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    We were in a revision class and the teacher pulled out a tissue to blow his nose, half of it fell of and landed on the table... which he later sat on. He then taught the rest of the class with a tissue stuck to him and we totally lost it.
    Same teacher also showed us a statue on screen and waved his hand over it, saying it was his favourite. It was a statue of a naked man and his hand was at an unfortunate level.
    Same teacher again... we were reading a Greek play and it had a lot of penis references and graphic jokes. One kid in the class was reading then said "I can't read this bit" so our teacher read it instead.
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    It was a scene where women try to out somebody as a man and look for his penis while he sends it backwards and forwards between his legs. Read between the teacher and a student.


    That teacher gave us so much to laugh about.


    Oh and not school, but youth group. We were making stuff out of wood and the leader was showing us how to use a chisel. He managed to chisel into his finger and his daddy needed to come to pick him up (he was a grown adult). He came back later with stitches and asked who wanted to use the chisel next.
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    (Original post by cbreef)
    One of my English teachers threw a desk across the classroom when I was like 13. His logic was that doing this would portray the emotion of anger of something, idk, he was a complete nutjob.

    So he throws this pretty large desk across the front of the class and it hits another desk, and snaps it. So... yeah... :dontknow: That was a fun day. I think he had a hard time explaining that to his superiors. :rofl:
    :lol: you've just made me remember another thing my maths teacher did :rofl:
    We were in a weird classroom, where everyone sits round the edge and there was a group of tables in the middle. I can't remember why, but he decides to stand on them. He jumps up then the table just folds underneath him :rofl: He was wearing his bright orange suit and then posed for pictures with the broken table :lol::rofl:
    Not sure we did any work that lesson...
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    My best friend at the time thought it was a good idea to mess with the school bully/maniac. Because we were the other side of the playground fence, my friend shouted out at the bully, provoking him. Just to give you an idea of how utterly insane this guy was, he'd always beat students up, start on teachers, etc. Anyway, the bully heard my friend and, uh... well, he started sprinting around the fence towards us. Yeah, seems as if the fence wasn't an impenetrable force that could protect us from the living equivalent of Cthulhu. So, I look to my side in utter despair, and I see my friend already 10 yards away from me sprinting in the opposite direction. So what do I do? I run like I've never run before, and because this was just after lunch, the most painful stitch suddenly hits me midway through my sprint and I'm literally gasping for breath while my friend keeps running in front of me screaming like a girl. We managed to hide behind the art department building, and I could feel my heart beating at insane levels. Next thing, I hear the bully going absolutely mental, sprinting past us and getting stopped by a teacher. Of course, we laughed about it afterwards, but man oh man, never again.
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    (Original post by Fox Corner)
    This is a golden thread. Join in with the discussion before 27 August 2017 to be in with the chance of winning a GoPro HERO5.

    :lol:

    Two girls in my year in year 11 had a playground fight and it was the most talked about fight of the year. They just threw loads of yogurt at each other, then got told off while they were covered head to toe in yogurt :rofl:

    What's the strangest, funniest or most outrageous things you have seen at school or uni?

    Also no story could possibly be as outrageous as this gif:




    Repped for that GIF.

    There was a detention slip issued to a kid for throwing a lamp at someone and telling them to "Lighten the f*** up" doing the rounds on my Facebook feed recently, and if it's genuine, the kid who received it is officially my new favourite person.

    Edit: The only thing I can think of, is the fact that my secondary school couldn't build a secure website to save their lives.

    There we're adverts for viagra and porn sites on the schools website for the better part of a year, then when they rebuilt it, some of the students noticed you could just click on an edit button and change whatever you liked no login required.
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    i teacher having a physical fight with a student from grade 11
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    (Original post by Elastichedgehog)
    I sat behind some girl in my lecture last year and she opened her laptop which she'd obviously been using before coming to class, and she had a tab open with a google search that said "licorice shoved up ass".

    That was literally the last time I remember seeing that girl as well, which makes it even stranger

    I know a few people who got drunk in the back of their lecture hall as well.
    #figging
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    (Original post by PQ)
    #figging
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    Figging?

    It genuinely happened, it was probably some kind of joke, and she'd forgotten to close the tab, is my best guess.
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    (Original post by Elastichedgehog)
    Figging?

    It genuinely happened, it was probably some kind of joke, and she'd forgotten to close the tab, is my best guess.
    Don't google the definition.

    Wikipedia has a fairly SFW definition iirr

    She was using the wrong sort of root
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    (Original post by PQ)
    Don't google the definition.

    Wikipedia has a fairly SFW definition iirr

    She was using the wrong sort of root
    I googled it :coma: :lolwut:
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    Lord_Mediocre has some stories I think he'd be happy to share
    Lmao, yeah I will definitely post all the one mentioned, not sure if they are appropriate but they did happen so deserve to be chronicled.
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    Well a few years ago (before I was even at my school) some girl got stabbed in the eye with a pair of scissors because people bullying her were about to cut her hair with them. She spun around to grab them and you can guess what happened.
    Other than that typical stuff, people setting off fire alarms, actual fires, fights, blah blah blah. The only notable thing I can remember is some guy dressed up as Spiderman spraying me with silly string on leavers day a few years ago 😂
    That and a guy I know tackled me to the ground for taking his shoe (we're friends dw) and my skirt flew up for half the year to see. Fun times 👍🏻
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    The Head Boy at my secondary school once wrote to the Headteacher, complaining on behalf of the Sixth Formers about the lack of parking for students who drove in. Most of the students who drove to school lived in the area, itself a small town, and their houses were about 10-15 minutes from the school on foot. Among other grounds for complaint, he claimed that the patently limited parking space was an infringement on students' human right to education.
 
 
 
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