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    A pe teacher decided for dance lessons that we should learn a dance from the musical cats, safe to say we did not want to crawl about the floor like cats.
    Pretty sad really but in a health lesson someone told the teacher that their understanding of the morning after pill was completely wrong.
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    Our PE teacher had us dance to the Mortal Kombat theme and one older kid lip synced to I Want To Break Free while dressed as Freddy Mercury dressed as a woman during assembly on last day of Year 7. Also one Year 10 kid threw a condom at people at break one day
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    Some crazier stuff might've happened but the in that sticks out the most is seeing a condom in the corridor.
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    One boy excused himself for being late by saying "sorry sir, just picked up a bag of doritos for 99p"

    Another girl gave her reason as it took too long for her to realise the doors weren't automatic.

    One boy in year 9 sat on a girl's chest and farted in her face for 10 minutes

    One girl completely plagiarized research on an artist, didn't realise she had copied it in German

    My English teacher was off for four weeks, we were told he had been diagnosed with cancer, actually got fired for sleeping with a 15 year old student.
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    There was a riot in our school once :eek: on the very first day of term (I was in Y8)

    Basically we had switched to a vertical tutoring system (so some people from each year in the same group - completely pointless tbh :rolleyes:)
    Anyway, no one was very happy about it and according to my friend there was gonna be a peaceful protest lesson 5 (we were in our new tutors all day) altho I wasnt involved in that

    However, it very quickly got out of hand, we could hear shouting as teachers started chasing students to get them back to their tutors, students swearing and just running down the corridors, the fire alarm went off quite a few times and even the police had to get involved. Quite a few people were arrested and some were permanently excluded

    It was a very interesting start to the new year definitely

    Another drama in our school was this geography teacher who recorded people using the staff toilet. (he basically left his phone there recording......... he was very quickly fired
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    When I was in year 10 there was rumours going round that some kid had took a **** in one of the music practice rooms. I tried to go in there to see if it was true but there was a teacher standing outside stopping people from getting into the department. I think from that he actually did it, turns out he did the same thing when he was in primary school but only in the main hall. The room in question soon became known as the 'poo room'. I'd regularly tell my friends that I'd be in the poo room (I did use that room a fair bit tbh).

    In year 7 we had an ofsted inspection and one of the year 11's was free running around the school. He decided to jump out science corridoor window (on the 1st floor) and he ended up landing within about 10 feet of the headteacher and 2 of the inspectors. Musn't have given too bad an impression as we got a good for the overall report.

    In year 8 some lads in my year had got caught drinking Jack Daniels in the toilets, I think I heard that one of them had stolen it from a relatives house. They ended up getting suspended for a few weeks I think.
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    We were in a French lesson and our teacher asked us what do people in the south of France speak. Everyone raised their hands but got the answer wrong.. Lol then I put my hand up for the sake of it and she picked me and I said Arabic.. dk y. Everyone found it funny expect the teacher.
    The answer was French btw lmao
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    My school had an acid attack where a bunch of students were playing scramble and one of them threw the acid up into the air. The school had to be shut down and a bunch of policemen and ambulances were called too.
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    (Original post by Fox Corner)
    This is a golden thread. Join in with the discussion before 27 August 2017 to be in with the chance of winning a GoPro HERO5.

    :lol:

    Two girls in my year in year 11 had a playground fight and it was the most talked about fight of the year. They just threw loads of yogurt at each other, then got told off while they were covered head to toe in yogurt :rofl:

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    similarly to the GIF, We had a thing in the last month or so where we'd get a 6in ruler and push it under people's rears when they were seated. The leadup and execution was absolutely hysterical for all involved parties lol :rofl:
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    A student was having an affair with a teacher while she was married. He even came to her ****ing wedding.

    http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14...pupil/?ref=mac

    Nuff said.
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    A giant penis was weedkillered on the field outside of the maths classes and stayed for 2 years, ofsted came during the first.
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    Where to start
    Fireworks lit onto pupils
    Students bringing in weapons
    Someone even brought in the metal bit of a hoover to beat someone with it
    There was also a fight between a year 10 girl and a year 11 guy
    Supply teacher got locked outside classroom
    Was bants thinking back
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    My life draining away from me during dissertation.
    visualise typing that final full stop.. and the flood of colour that life is, as it returns before your very eyes

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    >one maths teacher used to scratch her puh every lesson in front of the interactive whiteboard without fail
    >a robin flew into the sixth form block and everyone ran for their lives
    >once a fire alarm went off in the middle of exam season because of a little smoke from the hoover
    >another time there was a fire drill (pretty sure this was close to exam season again) because they wanted to check our uniforms
    >a guy in my english class in year 10/11 would always randomly whip his **** out and show it to whatever girl was sitting next to him. Never happened to me but happened to my friend
    >In year 9 the drama teacher made the whole year do the harlem shake in the hall and recorded it. She got angry people kept asking her when it was going to be done and we never saw the footage
    >another maths teacher in year 10 has some beef with an re teacher and in our house fundraising thing the re teacher was basically gloating that her house raised more money... the maths teacher proceeded to cry and throw a tantrum in the lesson then called the head of maths to tell us all off when we started laughing
    >a girl in year 7 got expelled because she tried stabbing the deputy head with either a compass or one of the canteen knives I've always heard two different versions of the story
    >one history teacher for like the kids in the year or two years above me f'ed up everyone's coursework by teaching them another exam board and only realised in like the two weeks before the deadline so everyone basically got Us.. she was fired...
    >some guy in my year watched porn on the school computers in year 8, 10 and 11 but only got expelled when he sold some guy in the year below a fake iPhone
    >because of that bih we got our wifi taken away so we always had to use our data... even when he was kicked out... they could have brought it back smh
    >i remember sitting in french in year 8 and the guy next to me and behind me were casually talking about how they compared **** sizes on skype the night before..
    >this one is from primary school but i remember being tied to the basketball pole with skipping rope by literally everyone in key stage one. I was having the time of my life cause i thought "hey.. i'm making friends " lol no i eventually couldn't breathe cause i was tied so tightly and the teacher came to my rescue :laugh:
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    (Original post by Wulfalwyn)
    4. Was chilling in playground in highschool with friends. Another group from year younger came over and proceeded to nonchalantly empty their bottle of aloe vera water onto friend's boyfriend. Stood their and took it like a plant.
    This one is my favourite :flower:

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    One time in my English class, this guy got mad at the teacher just stood up, swore at him, took his stuff and left the classroom. The teacher ran after him and the guy punched him in the face😵😂

    This one is about me sadly, I was chilling with a lad in French and we decided to play with paper and scissors (I was in first year don't judge)...He first pretended I cut his finger and I panicked, then he started laughing and we carried on....only this time he did the same thing. I was thinking that's it I'm not falling for this again...but this time his finger was actually cut, so deep that it was nearly falling off😵😵😵 The teacher was in shcok and threw up on the spot. Luckily the guy had surgery soon after and now hsi finger is as good as new now. I apologised for this of course, even thought it was an accident😂😂
    :shock::shock::shock::shock:

    (Original post by AndrewSCO)
    My english teacher told our class he was just popping out to do some photocopying. He never came back to class and apparently showed up to school 2 hours later with a new suit, a haircut and visibly drunk
    :rofl: This one really made me laugh!
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    I remember waiting outside a lesson, and having a temporary supply teacher come up, and go into the disabled toilet we weren't meant to use. He asked where the light switch was, and someone told him to pull the cord. However, this was the alarm, as it was the disabled toilet. I just remember the alarm going off, and senior staff running in, to realise it was the new supply teacher
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    Well...

    One English teacher had one of her exercise books **** in...

    That same teacher had had enough, proceeding to call all my mates '****ing retards' (to their faces)...

    Two PE teachers - one being the head of PE - got in a fight on a school trip over another PE teacher, whom one of them was banging. The head of PE got away with it, whilst the other was fired, or made to resign.

    My friend banged a teacher's assistant, and apparently threatened to go to the police about it if she didn't buy him a snapback...

    I got some sofas in the main 'atrium' removed because I had a fight on them...

    A maths teacher changed his name and would always joke about how people were 'after him', hence him changing his name. He had 3 phones, drove an old-school Mercedes, wore LV ties and had massive cufflinks on his shirt - everyone thought he was some kind of drug dealer or mafia boss...we never find out if any of the organised crime **** was true, but it turns out people were after him...

    He's now a convicted rapist, all of which took place between 1987 and 2004...he's now serving in Belmont prison.

    Then we had a fat guy in a Slazenger tracksuit come in and tell us to get our lives together...lol.
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    Im math class
    One of my friend siting next to me was trying to get his pencilcase from his desk(like the ones in school that u can put your stuff in) and Mr. Cresswell "our math teacher" yelled at him,"Austin r u watchin porn?"😂 lol ___u know while the whole class was confused asking each other if they heard the phrase "porn"(wer still 16 dont judge) one kid repeated "porn?" and he was called out to our directors office for the rest of the lesson
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    Heard some sex noises in the disabled toilet in school.. teachers managed to open it and there was a boy in my year (aged 16) with a girl in the year below (aged 15).. he's now on the sex offenders list for life
 
 
 
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