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    (Original post by Fox Corner)
    This is a golden thread. Join in with the discussion before 27 August 2017 to be in with the chance of winning a GoPro HERO5.

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    Two girls in my year in year 11 had a playground fight and it was the most talked about fight of the year. They just threw loads of yogurt at each other, then got told off while they were covered head to toe in yogurt :rofl:

    What's the strangest, funniest or most outrageous things you have seen at school or uni?

    Also no story could possibly be as outrageous as this gif:





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    At uni, my first year flatmate used to eat pasta sandwiches. Just pasta, in a sandwich. Nothing else. That was pretty strange. Creative use of cheap carbs I guess!
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    Once opened a book from our school library, and somebody had used a piece of ham as a bookmark. The system said that it had been handed in about 2 months before as well
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    in IT none of the computers would load any website at all as it was all blocked by the filtering software - not even google or bing worked
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    Someone with a nut allergy force-feeding themselves a nut so (s)he didn't have to take a test
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    High school: I would say some pillock getting beaten up with his own shoe as he tried beating someone up who grassed on him and his mates for not letting the guy take part in PE during their allocated time. The bully thought he was strong because he had a six pack but in reality the guy he tried picking a fight with was a short fat guy who happened to be a karate instructor who had competed nationally :lol:

    Sixth form was definitely outrages: fireworks thrown at me by high idiots; someebody smashing a burette on me and me somehow not getting injured (whereas the idiot required a hospital visit + stiches / glass removal); constant semen in boys bathroom seats putting me off from using public toilets for life.


    Uni: strange / outrage: Saw a middle aged man filming an east oriental lady who was posing naked (voyeur much) in a public area; 2d years freshers, saw a game of strip poker across the courtyard
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    Tippex got in a girls eye and she couldn't open her eye :/
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    Someone running through breakfast naked
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    Some guy walked into our class and screamed "RODRIGUEZZZ!". He then walked out as if nothing happened. I dont know what shocked me the most : the randmoness of the guy or the total absence of reaction from the teacher.
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    My geography teacher wrote the word "peninsula" on the whiteboard without the second "n". Everyone was secretly chuckling at the rather dodgy misspelling.

    The same teacher tried to draw a composite cone volcano diagram. Let's just say that it looked a tad phallic...

    Our physics teacher played a quick-fire quiz game against a student and accidentally put the atomic number of oxygen as 6 (it's 8). That became a meme for at least a year.

    Someone wrote a disgusting 2-page gay erotic about two boys in my year group. He printed out a bunch of copies and distributed them around the school. However, he kept the file on his school file system so he got suspended.

    A very large boy (about 6ft and 20 stone???) was chosen to do high jump at sports day. He flopped onto the 1-metre-high bar (the starting height) belly-first.

    Once the school removed the doors on the toilets as a punishment for people staying in the toilet during lesson-time.

    We had a joke campaign to elect one of two Muslim girls for the "Best Hair" category in the yearbook.

    Someone dyed their hair pink and was forced to shave it all off.

    If you go to the back field at the right time in the evening, you can sometimes see the teachers having a go-kart race with the karts that the Technology department work on.
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    I once saw a fresher passed out in the grass. His cider was still in his hand and a rabbit was drinking out of it.
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    - A fire happened because someone lit a firework in the bin
    - A teacher and student had a fight
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    Throughout my final year in sixth form my physics teacher made increasingly odd comments in his power point presentations leading to many of us speculating his marriage was breaking down. One of the most notable comments I can remember was "like a good heart, exoplanets are hard to find".
    To be quite honest though there were many odd things that happened during my time at sixth form. I've seen people turning up in inflatable t-rex costumes, people wearing ridiculously large hats and participated in what became a class tradition, hat Thursday where my classmates would all turn up to lesson wearing some sort of head wear.
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    5pm thermodynamics lecture on a Friday with a lecturer who... let's just say wasn't known for tolerating interruptions. Guy's phone goes off, lecturer immediately stops. He answers, "what's happened? I'll be there right away", jumps up, rips his shirt off to reveal a Superman shirt underneath and sprints out of the lecture theatre. Everyone was in stitches, including the lecturer!
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    going into the guys toilet only to find someone is making weird noises. Soon it became apparent he was excreting and the groans were because it was difficult to get out. I never can let that go. I cried with laughter for a solid hour afterwards.
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    There's a sex clip out there on PornHub of one of my ex-teachers.
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    I saw somebody from the door holding fire in their hands during a science lesson. It was epic! 👌👍
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    There's a sex clip out there on PornHub of one of my ex-teachers.
    Link it to me xoxoxo
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    We were all made to leave on the last day of 6th year because somebody smuggled in animals from the local petting zoo into the school.
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    Someone cut out and stuck pictures of Shia LeBoeuf from the just do it video all over the sixth form building. Someone else then stuck doge heads over them.
    I gave first aid to a guy who impaled his leg trying to climb over a fence at the end of the day.
    Our year ten english teacher got fired for constantly sleeping in our lessons and leaving to go to the shops.
    The deputy headteacher took over pne of our gcse biology lessons without permission to try and convice us that evolution wasn't real.
    Year eleven geography teacher couldn't spell his own name
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    All of our class had to stop because there's was an emergency that emergency was a girl clinked to the top of the roof. All school came outside but we had to return while firefighters cam e. Later that day , the girl started saying how she did it as dare.
 
 
 
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