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    First Story

    The man's name is Benoît and he looks exactly like the University of West Scotland except he lives in the Federated States of Micronesia (bc logic ) He is extremely fluent in Lithuanian as well as backwards English however sadly he hasn't ever been to a Waitrose in his life His hobbies include buying every single product from shopping channels (bc shopping channels are bae) and flamingo watching. He loves wearing neon orange or pink clothes and has spiky green hair (exactly like the Unversity of West Scotland.....duh) His ringtone is the jingle from the Gladstone Brooks advert because he loves claiming back his payment protection insurance (well who doesn't love payment protection insurance? :dontknow:) Finally, he is a uni lecturer who teaches "How to get around huge Swedish flat-pack furniture stores effectively and how to make the most of your experience" studies.

    Benoît met Bethany, and she gave him her wan, ineffectual smile and shuffled around.

    They met on a balcony at a party, night time in New York. No stars in the sky due to the light of the city beneath.
    They were seated on a beige colored settee outdoor with a few lamps on the tables and walls providing a warm lighting which contrasted the blue city.

    He said "wow, that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen"

    The woman looked around before whispering, "hand me the nachos". The man did as he was told and handed over his last bag of nachos. The woman smiled and shouted from the top of her lungs "FOR NOW I AM INVINCIBLE, EVERY NACHO WILL BE MINE, ALL MINE MWSHAHAHAHAHAHA."

    The man and woman agreed they would go on a date together. The man suggested dinner but the woman said that was boring and she could never be with a man who wasn't more adventurous and different. The man made one final attempt to woo her by showing her his stamp collection to which she was amazed. They went to the Post Office for their date and lived happily ever after. Until the woman cheated on him with his brother who had a bigger stamp collection. The man found love elsewhere before dying prematurely. The woman and the brother got married and have 3 kids together.

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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)

    First Story

    The man's name is Benoît and he looks exactly like the University of West Scotland except he lives in the Federated States of Micronesia (bc logic ) He is extremely fluent in Lithuanian as well as backwards English however sadly he hasn't ever been to a Waitrose in his life His hobbies include buying every single product from shopping channels (bc shopping channels are bae) and flamingo watching. He loves wearing neon orange or pink clothes and has spiky green hair (exactly like the Unversity of West Scotland.....duh) His ringtone is the jingle from the Gladstone Brooks advert because he loves claiming back his payment protection insurance (well who doesn't love payment protection insurance? :dontknow:) Finally, he is a uni lecturer who teaches "How to get around huge Swedish flat-pack furniture stores effectively and how to make the most of your experience" studies.

    Benoît met Bethany, and she gave him her wan, ineffectual smile and shuffled around.

    They met on a balcony at a party, night time in New York. No stars in the sky due to the light of the city beneath.
    They were seated on a beige colored settee outdoor with a few lamps on the tables and walls providing a warm lighting which contrasted the blue city.

    He said "wow, that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen"

    The woman looked around before whispering, "hand me the nachos". The man did as he was told and handed over his last bag of nachos. The woman smiled and shouted from the top of her lungs "FOR NOW I AM INVINCIBLE, EVERY NACHO WILL BE MINE, ALL MINE MWSHAHAHAHAHAHA."

    The man and woman agreed they would go on a date together. The man suggested dinner but the woman said that was boring and she could never be with a man who wasn't more adventurous and different. The man made one final attempt to woo her by showing her his stamp collection to which she was amazed. They went to the Post Office for their date and lived happily ever after. Until the woman cheated on him with his brother who had a bigger stamp collection. The man found love elsewhere before dying prematurely. The woman and the brother got married and have 3 kids together.

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    Loool bad not bad hahaha

    Award winning story right there haha
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    CheeseIsVeg what do we do after reading it? :confused:
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    (Original post by danielwinstanley)
    I love it
    same!
    (Original post by mali473)
    Loool bad not bad hahaha

    Award winning story right there haha
    xD that was fab xD
    (Original post by ClearSky)
    CheeseIsVeg what do we do after reading it? :confused:
    Laugh lots, lemme know if you want to do another one
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    I'm in!!
    This is a great idea!

    O crap I'm late
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    I didn't actually contribute, I suspect my pm box was full XD Great story though!
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    same!

    xD that was fab xD


    Laugh lots, lemme know if you want to do another one
    Let's do another one :yep:
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    (Original post by Emerald7770)
    I'm in!!
    This is a great idea!

    O crap I'm late
    You're down :ahee:
    (Original post by Paddy_C)
    I didn't actually contribute, I suspect my pm box was full XD Great story though!
    it's because you were too late for that round :giggle:
    next one is yours
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    Could do with 3 more people :indiff:
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    Moi svp.
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    (Original post by Plagioclase)
    Moi svp.
    yaaaaaaaaas Plog u legend
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    :bump: we are in need of 3 more new players spotify95 04MR17 Edminzodo let me know if you guys are interested
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    :bump: we are in need of 3 more new players spotify95 04MR17 Edminzodo let me know if you guys are interested
    You obviously didn't see my earlier post.
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    er what did it say?
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    You obviously didn't see my earlier post.
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    i'm interested
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    (Original post by TheYearNiner)
    i'm interested
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    I wanna do the next one
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    Story no.2

    A man, aged 99, and called XiXzU, otherwise called the 'One True Legend'.
    He is a paedophilic rapist who enjoys eating cookies for lunch and 20 year old girls for dinner.
    He wears black raybans and a Adidas tracksuit (ewww Adidas) with air max 90's (eww Adidas and nike together). He is a millionaire and has paid countless authorities to get off his case about the rape charges held upon him and lives in a mansion.

    He met a crazy Carly lady named Melissa.



    They went to a very posh restaurant :mmm: and walked up to the front door.

    It was magnificent - a huge place fit for a king :daydreaming:

    There were huge chandeliers and red carpets and expensive cutlery.

    The man said "pasito a pasito suave suavecito, nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito"

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    "step by step, smoothly very smoothly, we're getting closer little by little"




    The woman, exhausted by the endless dribble that he called 'conversation', said: "Look, I don't care about your pet slugs!!" Taken aback, he stared at her, shocked that someone could say such a thing about his second favourite animal. "I'm sorry" she muttered. After a pause, overcome by the past, she explained: "My garden was attacked by slugs when I was younger. I used to love eating home-grown lettuce, and then one day, gone... It changed me... I will never be the same again."


    The pair spent the remainder of their days quietly content and pondering on the mysteries of the universe.

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    Michiyo OGGUS, you guys interested in taking part?
 
 
 
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