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    Story no.6





    Carl, he would be an attractive guy except he has a very long nose, people make fun of it behind his back but he can smell their opinions...sexually (he's opisexual) - he took up bodybuilding as a way of distracting people from his nostrils.
    He likes to drool on pigeons, it's his favorite hobby.

    The woman was of the fairly basic variety. Face hidden behind a false carcass of cosmetic chaos, hair all tangled within the trends of today, personality put out of sight. It was debatable if there was anything human there at all. After all, what is human anymore?

    The man said, “I know I am evil but I have to do what I have to do. It was only a small one, please forgive me, it will never happen again!”

    "What?!" Cried the woman, clearly in shock. "Why would you bring me here, of all places? This is where my last husband died you ignorant idiot! And I sure loved him a whole lot more than I love you"

    A tiger finds a sausage that learns to sing like The Weeknd.
    This sausage then finds a sausage that looks like selena gomez and they go out into the depths of the tigers stomach

    they sadly find out that stomach acid kills sausages and a titanic like scene happens but instead of the girl survivng she is also digested...

    THE END





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