Corrupt a Wish

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shadowdweller
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So this game is pretty simple, folks! Simply put, a user will post a wish, and your task is to 'corrupt' it, before posting your own.

Example:
Poster #1: I wish my internet was faster.
Poster #2: Granted, but now you can only use Internet Explorer. I wish I had a cat.

And so on and so forth, with many wishes and corruptions

I'll start with: I wish I had a pet turtle :turtle:
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(Original post by shadowdweller)
I'll start with: I wish I had a pet turtle :turtle:
Granted: Your local zoo, donates you a turtle, but it turns out to be a Leatherback Sea Turtle, which is 6 ft long, fills your lounge, and costs the earth to feed.

I wish I had no neighbours.
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(Original post by ghostwalker)
Granted: Your local zoo, donates you a turtle, but it turns out to be a Leatherback Sea Turtle, which is 6 ft long, fills your lounge, and costs the earth to feed.

I wish I had no neighbours.
Granted: You live in the Sahara
Wish: I can teleport
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(Original post by TheGreatPumpkin)
Granted: You live in the Sahara
Wish: I can teleport
Granted: you run the risk of being shattered across space and time
Wish: I want a pet dragon
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(Original post by orderofthelotus)
Wish: I want a pet dragon
Granted: but it kills you with its fire after 10 minutes
Wish: I want to fly
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(Original post by Abby3112)
Granted: but it kills you with its fire after 10 minutes
Wish: I want to fly
Granted, but you can only fly up five centimetres above the ground.

I wish to have good ideas.
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Granted, but you can only fly up five centimetres above the ground.

I wish to have good ideas.
Granted: Such good ideas, they can not be communicated to others
Wish: I am a great tree/mountain climber

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Michi, what games do you play? (on the PC)
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(Original post by Michiyo)
Granted, but you can only fly up five centimetres above the ground.

I wish to have good ideas.
Granted, but you can only do so when you are experiencing heat induced pain e.g hand above the stove.
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(Original post by 0zzu)
Granted, but you can only do so when you are experiencing heat induced pain e.g hand above the stove.
Did you have a wish to add to yours?
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(Original post by shadowdweller)
Did you have a wish to add to yours?
Oh, woops...

Well, I wish that I could learn and memorise skills/facts at will and instantly.
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(Original post by 0zzu)
Oh, woops...

Well, I wish that I could learn and memorise skills/facts at will and instantly.
Granted but you forget everything after 10 seconds.

I wish I could teleport instantly to a location of my choice.
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Granted but you forget everything after 10 seconds.

I wish I could teleport instantly to a location of my choice.
Granted, but you're always naked when you arrive.

I wish I could get fast WiFi for free anywhere in the world.
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(Original post by 0zzu)
Granted, but you're always naked when you arrive.

I wish I could get fast WiFi for free anywhere in the world.
Granted, but you can only use it for 2 minutes a day

Wish: I have a £1,000,000
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(Original post by SixthFormDropout)
Granted, but you can only use it for 2 minutes a day

Wish: I have a £1,000,000
Granted: in Monopoly money

Wish: I wish to go to Space
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(Original post by moonandstars1)
Granted: in Monopoly money

Wish: I wish to go to Space
Granted, but your spaceship breaks down, and you become stranded :moon:

I wish the summer holidays were longer!
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(Original post by shadowdweller)
Granted, but your spaceship breaks down, and you become stranded :moon:

I wish the summer holidays were longer!
Granted, but it get's very cold (like Siberia)
I wish my King of the Hill thread were more popular.
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Granted, but it get's very cold (like Siberia)
I wish my King of the Hill thread were more popular.
Granted, but you will have to post after every single post in order to keep the thread going.

I wish I had internet where I will live during the two weeks I spend in the UK before I go to university.
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(Original post by Michiyo)
Granted, but you will have to post after every single post in order to keep the thread going.

I wish I had internet where I will live during the two weeks I spend in the UK before I go to university.
Granted, but you can only use it to go on http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com

I wish I was male
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Granted, but you can only use it to go on http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com

I wish I was male
Granted, but you are also a hyena
I wish I were an angel :angelwings:
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Granted, but you are also a hyena
I wish I were an angel :angelwings:
Your wish is granted. The condition is you are an angel for the dark side.
I wish that I had a better computing setup for all purposes. :work:
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