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Corrupt a Wish

So this game is pretty simple, folks! Simply put, a user will post a wish, and your task is to 'corrupt' it, before posting your own.

Example:
Poster #1: I wish my internet was faster.
Poster #2: Granted, but now you can only use Internet Explorer. I wish I had a cat.

And so on and so forth, with many wishes and corruptions :tongue:

I'll start with: I wish I had a pet turtle :turtle:

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Original post by shadowdweller

I'll start with: I wish I had a pet turtle :turtle:


Granted: Your local zoo, donates you a turtle, but it turns out to be a Leatherback Sea Turtle, which is 6 ft long, fills your lounge, and costs the earth to feed.

I wish I had no neighbours.
Original post by ghostwalker
Granted: Your local zoo, donates you a turtle, but it turns out to be a Leatherback Sea Turtle, which is 6 ft long, fills your lounge, and costs the earth to feed.

I wish I had no neighbours.

Granted: You live in the Sahara
Wish: I can teleport
Original post by TheGreatPumpkin
Granted: You live in the Sahara
Wish: I can teleport


Granted: you run the risk of being shattered across space and time
Wish: I want a pet dragon
Original post by orderofthelotus

Wish: I want a pet dragon


Granted: but it kills you with its fire after 10 minutes
Wish: I want to fly
Reply 5
Original post by Abby3112
Granted: but it kills you with its fire after 10 minutes
Wish: I want to fly


Granted, but you can only fly up five centimetres above the ground.

I wish to have good ideas.
Original post by Michiyo
Granted, but you can only fly up five centimetres above the ground.

I wish to have good ideas.


Granted: Such good ideas, they can not be communicated to others
Wish: I am a great tree/mountain climber

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Reply 7
Original post by Michiyo
Granted, but you can only fly up five centimetres above the ground.

I wish to have good ideas.


Granted, but you can only do so when you are experiencing heat induced pain e.g hand above the stove.
Original post by 0zzu
Granted, but you can only do so when you are experiencing heat induced pain e.g hand above the stove.


Did you have a wish to add to yours? :smile:
Reply 9
Original post by shadowdweller
Did you have a wish to add to yours? :smile:


Oh, woops...

Well, I wish that I could learn and memorise skills/facts at will and instantly.
Original post by 0zzu
Oh, woops...

Well, I wish that I could learn and memorise skills/facts at will and instantly.


Granted but you forget everything after 10 seconds.

I wish I could teleport instantly to a location of my choice.
Reply 11
Original post by moonandstars1
Granted but you forget everything after 10 seconds.

I wish I could teleport instantly to a location of my choice.


Granted, but you're always naked when you arrive.

I wish I could get fast WiFi for free anywhere in the world.
Original post by 0zzu
Granted, but you're always naked when you arrive.

I wish I could get fast WiFi for free anywhere in the world.


Granted, but you can only use it for 2 minutes a day

Wish: I have a £1,000,000
Original post by SixthFormDropout
Granted, but you can only use it for 2 minutes a day

Wish: I have a £1,000,000


Granted: in Monopoly money

Wish: I wish to go to Space
Original post by moonandstars1
Granted: in Monopoly money

Wish: I wish to go to Space


Granted, but your spaceship breaks down, and you become stranded :moon:

I wish the summer holidays were longer!
Original post by shadowdweller
Granted, but your spaceship breaks down, and you become stranded :moon:

I wish the summer holidays were longer!


Granted, but it get's very cold (like Siberia)
I wish my King of the Hill thread were more popular.
Original post by TheGreatPumpkin
Granted, but it get's very cold (like Siberia)
I wish my King of the Hill thread were more popular.


Granted, but you will have to post after every single post in order to keep the thread going. :tongue:

I wish I had internet where I will live during the two weeks I spend in the UK before I go to university.
Original post by Michiyo
Granted, but you will have to post after every single post in order to keep the thread going. :tongue:

I wish I had internet where I will live during the two weeks I spend in the UK before I go to university.


Granted, but you can only use it to go on http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com

I wish I was male
Original post by cc85734
Granted, but you can only use it to go on http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com

I wish I was male

Granted, but you are also a hyena
I wish I were an angel :angelwings:
Original post by TheGreatPumpkin
Granted, but you are also a hyena
I wish I were an angel :angelwings:


Your wish is granted. The condition is you are an angel for the dark side.
I wish that I had a better computing setup for all purposes. :work:

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