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ive written a book and its good so where can i get one? ive email some publishers and they said i can send them some of it.
any more ideas?
hahahaha

if its true then good luck with it :cool:
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'how ukl set up this stupid bot' sounds pretty dull. go away. I can SEE THROUGH YOU.
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Actually that's not right, it goes on much longer than that. Just after where it says "im not", gossip_girl goes on to write...

"also have u heard of this book called the bible? it goes "In the beginning God created the land, the sea....."

(many pages later)

"....and his number is 666" or something like that, i think it really gr8, especially wen u need somethin 2 fill up 930 pages. Wel thats the end of my pregancy ordeal, hope u enjoyed readin this book an i hope i get pregant again so i cn write another one!!!!! lol!!!!

THE END
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Why don't you tear it up and use it as toilet paper?
because it would put the daily mail and the daily express out of business.

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(Original post by gossip_girl)
ive written a book and its good so where can i get one? ive email some publishers and they said i can send them some of it.
any more ideas?
ya mum
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U guys stop being so mean to her. She might actually be telling the truth this time. *vortex rolls her eyes* :rolleyes:

Dont pay any attention to them gossip_girl, you can use word to correct your grammar and everything. And,oh yeah, you can use power point to make the pictures move.
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U guys stop being so mean to her. She might actually be telling the truth this time. *vortex rolls her eyes* :rolleyes:

Dont pay any attention to them gossip_girl, you can use word to correct your grammar and everything. And,oh yeah, you can use power point to make the pictures move.
nobody is being mean, just truthful :rolleyes:
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Agents 'R' Us
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Agents 'R' Us
They have an Arabic translation displayed prominently too. Interesting. They must be sending out some type of message :rolleyes:, I like the site design...

Sooner or later someone was bound to bring up the 'Secret Agent' connection here!
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They have an Arabic translation displayed prominently too. Interesting. They must be sending out some type of message :rolleyes:, I like the site design...

Sooner or later someone was bound to bring up the 'Secret Agent' connection here!
Sorry, but, as you say, if this idiot (me) didn't bring it up, some other idiot would have succumed to the temptation and done it anyway...
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(Original post by meepmeep)
Sorry, but, as you say, if this idiot (me) didn't bring it up, some other idiot would have succumed to the temptation and done it anyway...
I didn't call you an idiot :eek:

And that 'other idiot' would probably have been me, though I've been fighting for hours against that now :rolleyes:
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I didn't call you an idiot :eek:

And that 'other idiot' would probably have been me, though I've been fighting for hours against that now :rolleyes:
I'm not having a go! Just poking fun at myself. (And I've been fighting the urge since I first saw this post yesterday...)
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every time i post something poeple dont belive me!
ok well the story is about a group of friends and about how they get into sex and drugs and getting pregnant :rolleyes: (i did that bit befor i thought i was) and just there life oh and at the end some one gets stabed with a broken bottle.
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every time i post something poeple dont belive me!
ok well the story is about a group of friends and about how they get into sex and drugs and getting pregnant :rolleyes: (i did that bit befor i thought i was) and just there life oh and at the end some one gets stabed with a broken bottle.
I'm sure you're very qualified to write about that.

Publishers can be very harsh btw, I've known of several people who've written very good books then got turned down. Key is persistence sometimes.
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every time i post something poeple dont belive me!
ok well the story is about a group of friends and about how they get into sex and drugs and getting pregnant :rolleyes: (i did that bit befor i thought i was) and just there life oh and at the end some one gets stabed with a broken bottle.
Have you got anyone to proof read it for you? That isn't a dig btw. Everybody needs someone to proof read things through for you and maybe offer their opinions. Be open to suggestions. It's most likely you'll be asked to send off an excerpt of your story, so make sure you've got a decent passage to send off.
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every time i post something poeple dont belive me!
ok well the story is about a group of friends and about how they get into sex and drugs and getting pregnant :rolleyes: (i did that bit befor i thought i was) and just there life oh and at the end some one gets stabed with a broken bottle.
so its an autobiography really then?
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so its an autobiography really then?
OMG YES how could you tell?


ha ha ha your so dam funny
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Have you got anyone to proof read it for you? That isn't a dig btw. Everybody needs someone to proof read things through for you and maybe offer their opinions. Be open to suggestions. It's most likely you'll be asked to send off an excerpt of your story, so make sure you've got a decent passage to send off.
well i did get someone to and he was like its 'good' hes like 29 or something, so i ll probly get get another person to do it aswell
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well i did get someone to and he was like its 'good' hes like 29 or something, so i ll probly get get another person to do it aswell
Did he check it for mistakes as well in grammar and punctuation? It's a must that your excerpt is "word perfect" if you're to stand much chance, but what have you got to lose, so go for it...
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OMG YES how could you tell?


ha ha ha your so dam funny
ha ha, sarcasm its brilliant isnt it :rolleyes:
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